Biden: I was Buck Naked, Trying to Pull My Dog’s Tail When I Broke My Foot – IOTW Report

Biden: I was Buck Naked, Trying to Pull My Dog’s Tail When I Broke My Foot

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I’m trying to think of what would possess an advisor to Joe Biden to think this was the story to go with, but here we are. As was revealed previously, Biden broke his foot in what was originally described vaguely as him simply playing with his dog.

Now, the claim has morphed. Biden says he was getting out of the shower and decided to attempt to pull his dog’s tail in a playful manner. That’s when a rug came out of nowhere to trip him up, because we all break our foot when we trip over a rug, right? more

35 Comments on Biden: I was Buck Naked, Trying to Pull My Dog’s Tail When I Broke My Foot

  1. If Trump had said this the fake news would have 24/7 experts from the ASPCA etc. to explain how Trump is an animal abuser.

    Also, keep in mind the guy who’s about to get the nuclear codes likes to chase his dog’s tail after he gets out of the shower.

    We are in the best of hands. No worries. Not one.

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  2. Joe Biden was chosen for for vice president…
    Because he was so stupid no one would want him for President,
    Ruling out possibility of an assassination of Barri,
    He is still here, still stupid, and nobody wants him for President, nothing has changed.
    On their TV speeches, PDT had over 2M viewers, Joe had way less than 17K,
    So where did all his voters go?

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  3. If this is the cover story, think how bizarre the REAL story is. I’m guessing the naked part is true, substitute female SS agent for the dog, and I think you’d be closer to the truth.

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  4. Bet that’s the same dog that ate his homework forcing him to plagiarize, well, everything.

    Also reminds me of the joke Don Imus’ brother told on air of the two bums watching a dog liking himself when one of the bums said “I wish I could do that.” to which the other bum replied, “Well, shouldn’t you at least pet him first?”.

    Pet him first next time Joe.

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  5. A 12 year old participating in a 6th grade Moot Court competition could blow up this story in three seconds

    So, Mr Biden, as a decrepit 78 year old you were running and stumbled so hard you broke your foot? .. So how did you manage to avoid falling down and breaking some other bones?

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  6. The last dog I remember that had to be put out of it’s MAD MISERY was Old Yeller…

    THAT is all I will say, do the research…

    And don’t believe the BULLSHIT we are told.

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  7. I’m with you, Chamber.

    I think he was awarded a ‘Freedom Boot’ to conceal his ankle monitor, just like McCain’s.

    Treason and Sedition are very serious offenses.

    And can we agree that these creeps are talking in code to each other with these ridiculous dog comments? Hey Joe, is he a Very Good Boy, too???

  8. On a lighter note, I picture a naked, dripping wet Joe Biden chasing is poor dog down a hardwood floored hallway, grabbing for its tail in vain, yelling, ‘C’MAWN, MAN!’

    That poor dog.

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