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I’m trying to think of what would possess an advisor to Joe Biden to think this was the story to go with, but here we are. As was revealed previously, Biden broke his foot in what was originally described vaguely as him simply playing with his dog.
Now, the claim has morphed. Biden says he was getting out of the shower and decided to attempt to pull his dog’s tail in a playful manner. That’s when a rug came out of nowhere to trip him up, because we all break our foot when we trip over a rug, right? more
He was actually awaiting a visit from his VP.
If Trump had said this the fake news would have 24/7 experts from the ASPCA etc. to explain how Trump is an animal abuser.
Also, keep in mind the guy who’s about to get the nuclear codes likes to chase his dog’s tail after he gets out of the shower.
We are in the best of hands. No worries. Not one.
Biden.
Out of the shower.
Naked and playful.
There is something seriously wrong with this man.
Joe Biden was chosen for for vice president…
Because he was so stupid no one would want him for President,
Ruling out possibility of an assassination of Barri,
He is still here, still stupid, and nobody wants him for President, nothing has changed.
On their TV speeches, PDT had over 2M viewers, Joe had way less than 17K,
So where did all his voters go?
His dog’s tail my ass!
The dog wants no part of this fake story.
He mistook the dogs tail for the ponytail of a 12 year old girl.
Good to see the family dog isn’t into beastiality.
Running down a NARROW ALLEYWAY? Slipped on a THROW RUG? WTF does this millionaire live in, a single wide TRAILER HOUSE? WTF??
Poor dog will never be able to lick that old crusty smell off.
We’re going to be treated to a whole lot more of these eye-rolling asinine stories before we see the last of China Joe.
It gets worse…Joe just offered to re-enact the whole scene on Live TV
CNN will have to change Their LOGO to Cnough to last us forever.
If this is the cover story, think how bizarre the REAL story is. I’m guessing the naked part is true, substitute female SS agent for the dog, and I think you’d be closer to the truth.
Yes. Tony R. Exactly what I was thinking. He’s known for parading around naked in front of the SS detail. What an f’’n creep. And a llying sack of s@#t.
He was naked and lifting up the dogs tail to @#$%&! it.
What Evil sick plot has been hatched to give this guy a possibility to sit in the same chair that Reagan sat in.
I have a narrow alley in my house too but we call it a hallway.
Bet that’s the same dog that ate his homework forcing him to plagiarize, well, everything.
Also reminds me of the joke Don Imus’ brother told on air of the two bums watching a dog liking himself when one of the bums said “I wish I could do that.” to which the other bum replied, “Well, shouldn’t you at least pet him first?”.
Pet him first next time Joe.
Biden: I was Buck Naked in the shower, Trying to Pull My _______, when I slipped on the soap.
A good lie always is close to the truth.
A 12 year old participating in a 6th grade Moot Court competition could blow up this story in three seconds
So, Mr Biden, as a decrepit 78 year old you were running and stumbled so hard you broke your foot? .. So how did you manage to avoid falling down and breaking some other bones?
He tripped over his one soggy droopy ball that he calls ‘his tail’.
The last dog I remember that had to be put out of it’s MAD MISERY was Old Yeller…
THAT is all I will say, do the research…
And don’t believe the BULLSHIT we are told.
@MJA – he has no balls of ‘any’ type…soggy or sagging or otherwise…
PHenry have you never been naked and playful after getting out of the shower,I have, but never chasing a dog.
Joe Bidens’ balls are…Made in CHIIII-na.
Not Scranton.
But true, is the story the person who found him passed out in the hallway told him, could pass a lie detector if questions asked correctly.
Had to drop this here and in the Bullpen…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaPRh_7uoO0
Friday night cartoons with Bugs and Daffy Duck on stage aka DJT vs Hiden Biden.
Note the crowd REACTION of Bugs and the myopic nature of Daffy…
Or the walking boot is to hide the ankle monitor
Wonder if somebody hid his 50% of their salary up the dog’s er taped to the dog’s tail?
And this dumbass idiot claims to be the next leader of the free World or in his case not so free world anymore. NOT!
I’m wondering what that old pervert was trying to do to the dog.
I’m with you, Chamber.
I think he was awarded a ‘Freedom Boot’ to conceal his ankle monitor, just like McCain’s.
Treason and Sedition are very serious offenses.
And can we agree that these creeps are talking in code to each other with these ridiculous dog comments? Hey Joe, is he a Very Good Boy, too???
Was the bitch in heat?
On a lighter note, I picture a naked, dripping wet Joe Biden chasing is poor dog down a hardwood floored hallway, grabbing for its tail in vain, yelling, ‘C’MAWN, MAN!’
That poor dog.
Joe knows that you need to lift the dogs tail to get a good ‘sniff’.
Joe tripped over his daughter trying to exit the shower.