The Sun of Scotland
LINGUISTS researching the history of swearing found the world’s earliest record of the F-word — in a National Library of Scotland vault.
Experts discovered a manuscript written by bored uni student George Bannatyne in 1568 after a plague confined him to his home in Edinburgh. More
Think of all the new cuss words this virus quarantine boredom may generate! Be creative folks!
The earliest written recipe for bat soup is 2 weeks older than that.
It may have even been earlier when the Irish guy in the movie Braveheart used the f word.
Just https://youtu.be/qJMqdTr7IQM
The “S” word is the worst. You can’t say it without it leaving a bad taste in your mouth.
Theres exciting new evidence that its much, much earlier than that, BFH. A recently unearthed 3000 year old clay tablet in Egypt apparently has this written on it
What the f#(k, Pharaoh. How many more f#(king plagues do we need? Just let those f#(king Hebrew slaves go!!!
Probably muttered it after four days straight of haggis.
How do you say the f word in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics?
Pompeii, 79 AD: “What the fuck was that?!”
Back then it was probably a common reference to the king’s men.
Fornication under consent of the King
Sometimes the sheep need help getting through the fence!
Aye, de fukkin fugyit ney fookin fleglegbes kine bach o’re loughlin-aghain! Ehk mon!
izlamo delenda est …
Who knows what languages the Scots spoke? It would certainly not be considered English!
10. “What the fuck was that?”– The Mayor of Hiroshima
9. “Where did all these fucking Indians come from?”– General Custer
8. “Any fucking idiot could understand that.”
— Albert Einstein
7. “It does SO fucking look like her!”
— Pablo Picasso
6. “How the fuck did you work that out?”
— Pythagorus
5. “You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?”
— Michaelangelo
4. “I don’t suppose it’s gonna fucking rain.”
— Joan of Arc
3. “Scattered fucking showers…my ass!”– Noah
2. “I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!”– JFK
1. 1. “Aw, c’mon, who the fuck is going to find out?”– Bill Clinton
There was a library in Edinburgh
Whose claim was to have the first F-word
The Scots it is known
Can swear to the bone
And they’ll even flip you the fn’ bird
Welllllll… fudge. 🤭
I thought it had to do with cleaning a cannon???
“Wee giva fookin o’Longshanks – tae twat!”
Hannibal after victory at Cannae
I’m Hannibal fucking Barca. You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!!
one of my more creative childhood friend’s favorite word was ‘goddammutherfukinthreebaldbitch” I don’t even think he was Scottish.