eau de trudEAU – IOTW Report

eau de trudEAU

It has a whiff of puppy pee, a slight air of stale marijuana smoke, set against a strong backdrop
of old fashioned farmyard bullshit.

It gives you the confidence to ‘move on’ from realities of life to a place where budgets balance themselves, no one is accountable for his actions, and most minorities are victims of one kind or another worthy of large amounts of monetary compensation.

You will feel overwhelmed with a sense of giving taxpayer dollars to almost anyone.

Caution: you also may have an uncontrollable urge to weep and hug strangers at random. -NM

11 Comments on eau de trudEAU

  1. When you’re trapped in the world between being a man or a woman the proper fragrance sends just the right signals! Romantic suitors will be drawn by the strong pheromones wafting through the surrounding area telling them that you are gaping open and receptive. But remember, only use a splash of this powerful attractant!

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  2. Reminds me of an old Mark Simone joke-commercial bit from the early 1980’s when he was doing telephone-talk on WMCA in NY. The commercial featured “Vinnie”, the brand new cologne for the man from the Bronx. Came in 3 fragrances – Beer, Arson and Disco Smoke. Next time you’re in the store, be sure to “Axe for it”.

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  3. Did you ever notice. . .Peggy Noonan is .51 James Carville DNA?
    And why does she have to scratch her scalp before she starts every sentence? Oh, it is a Wig. It’s in the DNA.

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