15 Comments on Florida woman arrested, accused of riding sea turtle
This happened in FL, not DC.
Adjectives fail me.
Another candidate for that Secret Gov’t Lab.
So McConnell wasn’t molested?
McConnell wasn’t molested……yet!
Good thing there is a statute of limitation.
I have ridden sea turtles, not only that, we ate turtle eggs, they make great cakes, the whites don’t harden when you cook them, just the yokes.
The cakes stay super moist.
We ate turtles too, it’s sticky, like mutton.
The worst thing, I’m not the least bit ashamed.
Never been on welfare, I have no shame.
Riding turtles uh? Obviously a slooow day at the Wildlife Conservation Commission!
Actually Ms Moore was re-enacting a childhood experience as this was the very same turtle she rode as a three year old child. How could she know? She has turtle recall of course…
They are still pissed, didn’t get to go pick her up in their cool boat.
Cute pun.
looked ta’ me like she was humpin’ that turtle ..
Having sex with the turtle would have been OK. Riding it was not.
It’s a good thing that turtle didn’t go nuts an buck her off. She might have been killed.
Did she make the 8 second buzzer?
That’s a turtle?
I coulda SWORN it was Lena Dunham.
Look! She has a turtle-head poking out!
Someone should by a rubber replica turtle, put it on the beach, sit on it and take a pic, upload it to social media, then sue the crap out of the govt when they get falsely arrested based on thin evidence of a crime.
This happened in FL, not DC.
Adjectives fail me.
Another candidate for that Secret Gov’t Lab.
So McConnell wasn’t molested?
McConnell wasn’t molested……yet!
Good thing there is a statute of limitation.
I have ridden sea turtles, not only that, we ate turtle eggs, they make great cakes, the whites don’t harden when you cook them, just the yokes.
The cakes stay super moist.
We ate turtles too, it’s sticky, like mutton.
The worst thing, I’m not the least bit ashamed.
Never been on welfare, I have no shame.
Riding turtles uh? Obviously a slooow day at the Wildlife Conservation Commission!
Actually Ms Moore was re-enacting a childhood experience as this was the very same turtle she rode as a three year old child. How could she know? She has turtle recall of course…
They are still pissed, didn’t get to go pick her up in their cool boat.
Cute pun.
looked ta’ me like she was humpin’ that turtle ..
Having sex with the turtle would have been OK. Riding it was not.
It’s a good thing that turtle didn’t go nuts an buck her off. She might have been killed.
Did she make the 8 second buzzer?
That’s a turtle?
I coulda SWORN it was Lena Dunham.
Look! She has a turtle-head poking out!
Someone should by a rubber replica turtle, put it on the beach, sit on it and take a pic, upload it to social media, then sue the crap out of the govt when they get falsely arrested based on thin evidence of a crime.