Perusing the Daily Mail led to a nearly choking incident. I nearly choked on my own vomit.
Amy Schumer shows off killer curves in a fitted white and blue floral one-piece was the headline.
Killer Curves?
By the time they posted her in the black full body swimsuit I understood they must have meant to write Killer Whale curves.
For someone that made their name roasting people…
Do these people’s agents pay publications to write such absurd articles?
Yeah, killer curves….if she was an Orca whale. “Thar she blows!” Or in her case, “There she sucks.”. Just another unfunny libtard.
Was the story ‘above the fold’?
killer as in if she were on top of you her curves would smother you and you’d die. beware small animals and children,when that thing decides to plop into a seat. I’m absolutely sure if you put that picture up next to a train track it’ll make the train take a dirt road.
Pretty sure she’s pregnant. Artificial insemination would be the true story cuz no guy would screw her. Camera’s don’t lie.
She’s not pregnant. Articles are written about her sad she will only have 1 child.
Daily Mail does this all the time but usually with aging celebrities. They post awful pictures of people in their baggy old sweats and T shirts, Crocs, stringy hair and makeup-free. Then they describe the outfits as if they were writing for fashion week. I have begun to think it is a parody.
Remember the animated movie Wall-e?
The human characters are an illustration of what the whack jobs pushing this fat is fit malarkey seem to want.
Good way to shorten life spans.
That looks like Greta Thunberg, jumbo sized.
Pregnant???
That’s one stout turkey baster!
Hope she keeps packing on the pounds and maybe those curves will kill her.
That photo lends credibility to rising ocean levels. The water has to go somewhere due to the mass of her body.
Miss Piggy.
I dunno, even vapid low-voltage thinking Hollywood libs deserve to go on vacation with their family and not have their privacy invaded or have unflattering photos of their beach attire in the tabloids.
And given the sorry state of physical fitness for the average American, her body shape is probably dead center on the bell curve.
@Dan Ryan Galt…
Or Captain Ahab’s obsession:
https://people.com/style/instyle-amy-schumer-beauty-issue-cover/
“Amy showcased her flaw-free complexion for the afternoon, which included an adorable rosy flush…”
It’s called Rosacea, and it’s not “adorable “.
Oh, and I see in the article, her husband is a chef. A match made in Heaven.
These Fantastic Fatties are slow suiciding.
That would keep a few oil lamps lit during a power outage.
Daily Mail does this constantly, probably to gin up the negative comments. People are more than happy to oblige.
There was also gushing about her husband: “Chris rocked a woven sunhat over his cropped brunette hair. He rocked a blue denim button-up shirt and gray boardshorts.” That’s an awful lotta rockin’ going on so I had to check to see who wrote such vapid tripe. You can imagine my surprise when I saw that it took TWO idiots to write this stupid, cringy article. SHEESH.
Ugh. And funny as a crutch.
In an article yesterday on CNN she said she was battling decades of loneliness disease.
Her bowels are on top of her shoulders.
Pray for this pathetic misfit.
Thousands of Orca, Sea Lions, Water Buffalo, Hippopotami, Elephants, Basket Balls, Puffer Fish, and large fetid rotting mountains of Whale Blubber admire her greatly and strive to emulate her – the pressure must be terrible.
It’s tough being a sex-symbol … I know …
Baloney (bologna) tits
Where’s the cement come out?
I had killer curves too.
Just a thought, but this could be a function of eating more than she can shit.
Brad
DECEMBER 28, 2022 AT 12:26 PM
‘Where’s the cement come out?’
The suit is crotchless.
Count your blessings, at least she’s wearing clothes this time.
Wasn’t she in the Macy’s parade?
Since when was it established that a photo be accompanied by commentary that is, according to what’s right there in the photo, pure hogwash?
They describing it for blind people or somthin?
Job 15:27 Because he covereth his face with his fatness, and maketh collops of fat on his flanks.
Isa_34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
The writers of this rag would have you believe the women I see in the gym everyday busting their butts are the freaks. The comment section was pretty funny.
Her BMI must have hit triple digits
I’m not sayin’ she’s fat, but when she gets a cut, it bleeds redeye gravy…
“killer curves”
Give me one second, I need to throw up.
Killer Curves? Well it did kill my appetite
She’s sure putting the bag in douche.
“Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!”
Isiah 5:20
Remember when she was cast to play Barbie in a movie?
Wow! Well we’ve proven we won’t object to phony elections, phony climate skience, phony ‘women’, a phony pandemic and phony vaccines as well as phony money and a phony war with Russia (soon to clabber up into the real thing) among multifarious other phony crap our ‘betters’ are flinging about.
This is a minor piece of the continuum of phony we live in today. Next thing you know some media jerkoff will exclaim on her natural beauty, her feminine charm. No one will call him/her/it out for objectifying this land dwelling manatee either.
^^^^ You meant Barney, right?