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Apparently ‘Kim Fatty III’ is a widely used nickname for Kim in China along with Jin Pang Pang (Kim Fat Fatty) or Jin San Fei (Kim Abundant III).
Now According to the Apple Daily in Hong Kong, terrified North Korean government officials have called on their old comrades to take action before heads roll.
They are terrified the tubby tyrant will find out about the insult and look for someone to blame.
In recent years, those that have fallen foul the double-chinned despot have found themselves at the wrong end of a military firing range.
Earlier this year, we told how scientists working for Kim had invented a fat busting medicine that blitzes the bulge without diet or exercise.
The bloated dictator is said to have piled on a whopping six stone in recent years bingeing on swiss cheese, whiskey and scallops. MORE
h/t Bruce.
How about a ‘fat foreign fucker’?
Perfect name Kim Fat Fuk.
That dudes got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.
He is not fat he just has too many fat cells
Didn’t know he’d been big-boned
I wonder how long it’s been since he saw his own dick without a mirror?
Another Clinton success story.
He’s a big Un, all right.
Can’t really tell if he’s big boned for all the fat. How about Kim Fatipose?
So short and fat he can’t reach the nucrear buttons.
On some websites he’s been called ND:tBF, Needle Dick the Bug Fucker
If he has been binging on swiss cheese, scallops, and boose, I wager one can get close and hear Jin Pang Pang’s arteries slamming shut. The rest of “his people” are starving to death, the fat fuck. Good Riddance, Kimmie ND:tBF.
Kim Jong is SO fat, when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.
Hope I don’t get in trouble for appropriating some others cultural your mama jokes.
He’s got a Dickiedo! When your tummy sticks out farther than your dicky do.
Watching a documentary on his daddy, kim jung il right now. Sick POS
The NOKO’s just started a new line of Communist clothing for fat people – it’s called Juche Couture
Funny that, had no idea OMAR THE TENTMAKER was still alive, much less immigrated to NOKO. The again, Supreme Leader JABA da Hutt may have just had him ‘invited’.