Showing up near the Stonewall Inn in her best (so far) Dr. Evil outfit, Hillary Clinton got out of her campaign van and managed to drag her carcass four blocks to “march” in NYC’s annual Gay Pride Parade.
She was joined by the usual suspects: Mayor di Blasio, Governor Andrew Cuomo and Al Sharpton. Hillary had a fund raiser in Cincinnati that evening, other wise I’m sure she would have made it a full 16 blocks.
“Where is your ribbon?!”
Is that Queer Al coming out behind that water buffalo?
HILLARY DEPRESSES ME SO MUCH THAT I AM REMINDED THAT IT’S MONDAY JOKE TIME!
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say.
“I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I haven’t paid my insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man… and then my dog bit me.”
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?”
I’m betting she did not take the subway back.
I’m betting she had her lackeys cordon a 250′ moving buffer zone around her as she waddled up the avenue.
I hear Huma was there. How appropriate.
How much did the SAG-member fake crowd along the route get paid to pretend to be Hillary fans?
Who would she be if life was a James Bond movie?
Key witness against Hillary FOUND DEAD:
http://conservativetribune.com/official-testify-against-hillary/
Morefilth on Hillary/Clinton Foundation/DNC
ILLEGAL funding and operations:
https://thehornnews.com/exposed-secret-dem-program-linked-dirty-foreign-cash/