I Won a Golden Frogleg – IOTW Report

I Won a Golden Frogleg

They sent me a gold ribbit. (It’s this kind of genius that won me the award.)

Some Asian guy named Jorge Gorman is hosting something called the Golden Froglegs Award. (??)

Apparently I won one for “Master of Liberal Mockery.” There were some other names on there, but they’re not important.

The guy’s show was pretty good. The Asian accent is tough to pick up at first, but you get used to it.

 

33 Comments on I Won a Golden Frogleg

  1. The 1st second I saw Joe Dan I saw a special soul.
    If we were doing awards this year he would win them all.
    I mean that.
    Thank you Joe Dan for all you do. I hope your audience runs far
    and wide in 2018.

  2. Dammit. Atbashian!

    I swear this fucking Autospell shit is a Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy designed to make illiterate Democrat public school grads appear to be erudite

  3. You won a major award!

    We expect to see a picture of your major award prominently displayed in your living room window. Just make sure the lamp shade is level and firmly attached.

    Just be sure to keep Mrs Big Fur Hat away from your major award otherwise there might be a tragic and fatal (for the award) dusting accident.

    MSG (green with envy) Grumpy

  4. Mr_Pinko is leading the resistance!
    -Write a book and tell us What Happened;
    -Let’s yell at the skies #NotMyFrog;
    -Call a psychiatrist to pronounce Fur insane;
    -Set your house on fire.

  5. Fur, I’m so proud of you! You deserve every accolade ever devised.

    Sorry, Fur. Now you will need to enlarge all your doorways to fit your big head that finally fits your big fur hat! hehe

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