Is This Cool?

22 Comments on Is This Cool?

1. Crutch control legislation, coming up….

2. He’s a war hero and Vietnam vet you know, NOT! He’s just playing and having a flashback thinking he’s in Cambodia fighting gooks. Why is this traitor Sec. of State?

3. Obama’s foreign policy in one picture.

4. “Why the long face Lurch?”…”Ohhhhhhhhhhh Mrs. Adammms.”

5. That crutch could kill more people than his M-16 ever did in Vietnam.

6. It takes too many swings with a metal cruch the wood ones could put him in a coma with less than 5 swings.

7. Gawd I hate that horse face.

8. I disagree with the wood vs metal crutch analogy. I think it depends on who is swinging the crutch. I think I could put him in a coma with only 3 swings using the metal crutch.

9. No. Not cool at all.

   I was hoping he’d get an infection and die.

   (Ha ha ha! I’m a comedian like Bill Maher!)

10. Either John le Kerre is really showing his age or he has the worst plastic surgeon you could find.

    Hey Johnny boy, remember that even though they get through medical school, they could have made mostly D’s and a few F’s, but their certificate still says “doctor.”

    Looks like your plastic surgeon really F’ed you up. Maybe he skipped class the day they dissected cadaver heads.

11. Lerch – “And when that young commie started running away, I gunned him down in the back like this….ratttattattatatata……I was a hero you know for that. I should have gotten a 4th purple heart when I got a shell fragment in my eye, but the brass said egg shell doesn’t count.”

12. Now if he waved that crutch around like that during the Iran talks I would forgive him a little bit.
    I would forgive him a lot if he jammed the end down that A-hole-tolla’s throat, stomped on his face and yelled “Death to America’s Enemies!” like he should.
    If I may weigh in on the crutch debate,
    Wooden crutches all day.
    As hard as I would swing it, the aluminum one would bend around his head rendering the whole thing useless, whereas the wooden crutch will break, producing dandy splintered bits perfect for driving stake-like through the heart.

13. Mr Heinz-Kerry alas Lurch would make a good soldier. Quick send him to the Mideast to train Iraqi deserters to crutch fight!

14. Where’s a little turbulence wen you need it? Hopefully breaks his other leg and takes out fcuking press-douche Peter Parker with his 50 cal crutch on the way down.

15. Gawd I hate that horse’s ass…

16. He is aiming it at a Fox News reporter.

17. I would call that a lame attempt at humor.

    : }

18. Kerry, just shut the fuck up, sit down and finish eating your Pop Tart.

19. i thought they put him out of our misery when he fractured his foreleg

20. Funny as a crutch Lurch!

21. Kerry explains purple heart #4:

    “So there I was, surrounded by gooks and already wounded from when that transgender gook whore shoved the Bouncing Betty up my ass without reducing the powder charge first as I had requested …”

22. He never was in Cambodia. Another sea story.