Kathy Griffin’s boyfriend walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
“I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber
and I want to know who’s been sleeping with her.”
A voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo.”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“She said you had a .22 that fired blanks”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“There’s a phone book at the edge of the bar”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“Did you get a call from the free clinic too?”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“How far back you going?”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“Recently?”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“This week”?
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“Today?”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
Let’s start with the letter ‘A’
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“The dog pound is next door.”
So….she is a girl?
“Dude that’s your girlfriend? Maybe you wanna use that bullet on yourself you sorry bas***rd.”
You’r gonna need a bigger magazine!
That joke doesn’t make sense unless every guy in that bar was blind. That alleged woman is one ugly skank.
“I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber
and I want to know who’s been sleeping with her.”
“I’d like the to make sure they have this gun on hand in the morning when the alcohol wears off and the sun light shines on her face. Poor bastard.”
From the back of the bar……
ARRRGHH, do you mean that thing can reproduce??????????
from the back of the bar we hear Bill Clinton say:
“If I was going to do something that skanky I would have stayed at home”
You should only suspect one armed men and the blind.
“Are you implying that any one of us is as hard up as you?”
“I’d rather fuck my fist.”
“Obola only charges a quarter, and he ain’t as ugly as Griffin.”
“Yer kiddin, right?”
“C’mon, dude … nobody’s THAT fukkin horny.”
“I’d rather fuck yer momma.”
izlamo delenda est …
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“You should ask who hasn’t. It’s a much shorter list.”
‘Voice said ”
I strapped a safety Board to my ass !
A voice from the back of the room called out,”you’re kidding right? There isn’t a man in this room that would touch that thing even with your dick.”
ROFL. Holy crap. You guys are HI-larious.
If I never see another picture of nor hear another word from this wench my quality of life will improve dramatically.
“Not with a ten foot pole and Bill Clinton pushing!”
Rosie O’Donnell (from the back of the room):
“You wouldn’t shoot a woman, would you?”
Bill Clinton yelled out “I did not have sex with that woman,….yet”
A voice from the back of the room called out “We haven’t lhad to lower our standards that much.”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“Were we supposed to?”
A voice from the back of the bar called out: “the lesbian bar is down the street”.
“Ain’t that much Bourbon in Kentucky.”
izlamo delenda est …
A voice from the back of the bar said, “You brought 8 rounds too many!”.
And the one in the chamber is for her!
” my dog wouldn’t even hump her leg”
LOLOL!!! 😀