14 Comments on Kid Cries When Mermaid Sheds “Fin” in a Panic
He discovered the mermaid was really a merman!
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Can I fat shame? The kid will be alright, he’ll see far worse in his life than a fat woman pretending to be a mermaid and screwing up her little friends head.
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….now you has to find a prince to kiss, or back in the tank you go…
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It’s a good thing that she was wearing underwear otherwise the poor kid’s mom would have to explain the facts of life to him. And all the older guys would’ve got a free peep show.
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♩ ♬ I wanna breathe what the people breathe,
Air is required for breathing, living, not floating around like a – what’s that word? – corpse! ♫ ♩
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At least she wasn’t twerking.
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Is it a sea elephant or a mermaid?
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What? She just said “legs”, she didn’t specify “skinny”!
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So the kid’s mother is teaching him/her that mermaids are real?
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Just WHO taught Ariel not to pee wherever she was on land, like she’d do in the sea?
THAT seems like the kind of remake Current Year Disney could get behind.
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When we were transiting the San Bernadino straits in the Philippines going from the Pacific Ocean to the S. China Sea aboard the Kitty Hawk on our way to Subic Bay in late Dec. 1973 one of the guys in my fighter squadron swore up and down that he’d seen a mermaid off the side of the ship that turned out to be a manatee.
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That’s not a mermaid.
That’s a sea monkey. WTF Disney.
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Black people are terrible swimmers for a reason. Heavy muscle density and floating are mutually exclusive.
Chunky von Mermaid needs a new job.
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At first I thought it was a Manatee, but no prop scars.
He discovered the mermaid was really a merman!
Can I fat shame? The kid will be alright, he’ll see far worse in his life than a fat woman pretending to be a mermaid and screwing up her little friends head.
….now you has to find a prince to kiss, or back in the tank you go…
It’s a good thing that she was wearing underwear otherwise the poor kid’s mom would have to explain the facts of life to him. And all the older guys would’ve got a free peep show.
♩ ♬ I wanna breathe what the people breathe,
Air is required for breathing, living, not floating around like a – what’s that word? – corpse! ♫ ♩
At least she wasn’t twerking.
Is it a sea elephant or a mermaid?
What? She just said “legs”, she didn’t specify “skinny”!
So the kid’s mother is teaching him/her that mermaids are real?
Just WHO taught Ariel not to pee wherever she was on land, like she’d do in the sea?
THAT seems like the kind of remake Current Year Disney could get behind.
When we were transiting the San Bernadino straits in the Philippines going from the Pacific Ocean to the S. China Sea aboard the Kitty Hawk on our way to Subic Bay in late Dec. 1973 one of the guys in my fighter squadron swore up and down that he’d seen a mermaid off the side of the ship that turned out to be a manatee.
That’s not a mermaid.
That’s a sea monkey. WTF Disney.
Black people are terrible swimmers for a reason. Heavy muscle density and floating are mutually exclusive.
Chunky von Mermaid needs a new job.
At first I thought it was a Manatee, but no prop scars.