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Since the Emperor has set about renaming a traditional site such as Mt. McKinley, what could be next? Renaming the Grand Canyon ‘Mooch’s Gash’?
I suggest a late night contest: Obama Renames your favorite national park / monument.
Here’s my contribution if you chose to do so. Niagara Falls renamed “Hillary Falls”. -Diogenes.
Contest ends noon tomorrow.
Rename Meteor Crater AZ to Chocolate Starfish, AZ
The only Chocolate Starfish visible from space…
If Slick Willie becomes the “first lady”, Niagara falls will be renamed “Viagra Falls”.
Washington Monument to Reggie’s Handle
Aztec Ruins, NM changed to
“Obama Ruins New Mexico”
“Obama D.C.”
Or why think small, how about “United States of Obama”
Great Smoky Mountains to Great Choom Mountains
Kings Canyon to King Obama Canyon
‘Hershey Park’ in PA to be renamed ‘Hershey Highway Park’ for the gays, who haven’t had their own amusement park previously.
Flaming Gorge in Utah changed to Flaming Gorge Utah. Only with a picture of the bitch and chief on the monument sign.
Lassen Volcanic to Butt Plug Volcano
(Lassen Peak, the largest plug dome volcano in the world)
Fossile Butte, wyoming renamed after harry reid- ” Fossil Butt “
Or even bigger, ” The Milky Way” galaxy could be the “Obama Galaxy”
George Jefferson Memorial
The Jefferson Memorial to The Jeffersons Memorial.
Mammoth Cave to Mammoth Mooch-Mouth Cave
By the way if you haven’t seen it, you should. Amazing.
Mount Rainier to Mount the Rear
Today: Devil’s tower.
Tomorrow: Sitting Bull’s Buttplug.
Yes we can!!
Petrified Forest to Biden Petrified Brain Forest
Independence, Mo. could be renamed to Spread the Wealth, Mo.
Rename the White House the Pigmentally Challenged House
Ape and Mattocks Court House
Mount Rushmore to Mount Push More
Or, the Black Lives Matters House
The White House to the Black House
It stinks so bad now. It’s a total gut job.
yellow stoned….
If Obama or Mooch visits it could be named Putrefied Forest.
Yosemite National Park to Nosemite National Park
Mt. Coom-…more
Mt choom- more…
Statutes of No Liberty
“Truth or Consequences”, New Mexico would change to “Elections have Consequences”,New Mexico
Put a burka on the Statue of Liberty and rename it Statue of Dhimmitude or Statue of Liberty Lost.
Independence Hall to Defendants Hall
New York becomes No Pork…..
Lincoln Memorial to the Cadillac Memorial
The Declaration of Dependence
Alcatraz Island to Obama’s Residence.
French Lick Indiana to – wait…nevermind…
The Hernando de Soto Bridge in Memphis will be renamed “The Michelle Obama Buttcheeks Bridge”
The Obama Library will be “Mount Cushmore”.
The Sioux are trying to change the name of Devils Tower to Bear Lodge, even though Barry Hussein 0bama had suggested they name it “Mooche’s Dick.”
Bill Clinton’s Cigaro National Park, AZ.
Hot Springs National Park should be renamed “Rot Springs National”, in honor of the 0bama administration’s socialist agenda.
Badlands = ObamaLands
Actually, it was Harney Peak. They wanted to change to “owl” something or other in Lakota.
It got shot down. Btw, great comment anyway. Gave you a thumbs up
The White House will be renamed Casa Grande Ruins National Monument
“Rot Springs Nationally”
The White House to the Honkey House
Fossil Butte (WY) to Barney Frank’s Butte.
Mount Rushmore is renamed Honky Hills
Zion National Park to Mecca National Park
Horseshoe Bend renamed Reparations Do Mend
Miss edit mucho?
(Renamed Jeb Bush comentario)
Thanks. Different story, I think. Lakota Chief Arvol Looking Horse was trying to get the name of Devils Tower changed to Bear Lodge very recently. Pretty sure they filed all the papers to do it.
http://trib.com/news/state-and-regional/govt-and-politics/proposal-could-rename-devils-tower-to-bear-lodge-with-pdfs/article_5e2c2b46-7dd8-5e2f-8c1a-b340163eeda9.html
Mount Vernon………On Top Of Ol’ Whitey
Mount St. Helens to Mount St. Chloe.
(some of you will get it)
; }
Death Valley to “Death to America” National Park.
Mount Rushmore renamed: Mount Privilege.
Biltmore Estate……Not Without The Government’s Help
Lincoln memorial. To Obama’s seting things right memorial. And leave the chair empty.
Bull Dyke Run / Man Asses National Park, VA.
The Star Spangled Banner National Historic Trail, to the
All This For a Damned Flag?!? National Historic Trail.
MLK to BHO Some black lives did matter.
The First Ladies National Historic Site to The First Wookies National Historic Site
Waht? no deuce and a quarter?
Mammoth Cave National Park to the Obama/Kerry Iran Nuclear Negotiations National Park
Glacier National Park to Global Warming National Park
Mckinley was just an old white dude when he was assassinated. Shit head is just getting started erasing the past. He has to its the Marxist way. The park is already Denali.
Grand Tetons…..Big Tits.
Big South Fork to Big Tongue Fork
Constitution Gardens in DC to Trample The Constitution Gardens
Statue of Liberty to Statue of Shariah
The Marine Corp to the Michelle Corp
My last
Death Valley National Park to Death to Babies National Park
Beaver Falls to Michelle’s Big Beaver Falls.
Grand Tetons will have to be renamed Big Man-boob templates
President Obama-Hell’s Canyon.
I can’t wait to see what dresses by Omar the tent maker Mooch sends to the First Ladies Museum in Canton, OH. Bet those clothes will get a good fumigation.
Obama renames Hiroshima to #JapLivesMatter
Obama Renames Mosul Iraq To #GayLivesMatter
Obama Renames Washingto D.C. To #MuslimLivesMatter or 2nd choice #Mecca4America
“Glacier National Park” (Montana) to “Gay… Sure National Park”.
“Old Faithful” to “Oh Reggie”
“Carlsbad Caverns” to “Carl’s Bad Cavern”
“Joshua Tree” to “Jose is Free”
The Great Dismal Swamp to Michelle’s Gash.
Grand Tetons to Meghan McCains
Black Hills in South Dakota to Half Black Hills.
Appalachians to the Apple Asians when China wants it’s money.
Moaning Caverns To Reggie’s Fun Zone.
La Brea Tar Pits to the Zimbabwe Day Spa.
Mt. Whitney to Mt. Whitney Houston.
Death Valley to Death To Whitey Valley.
UC Davis to UC Frank Marshall Davis.
Mount Baldy to Mount Reggie.
Pike’s Peak to Dyke’s Peak.
“Yosemite” to “Yo Semite”
Great Salt Lake to the Great Salt & Pepa Lake.
You beat me to it more or less.
From “The United States of America” to “Juarez, Kenya”
Mt. Rushmore to Mt. Taxmore
“Hoover Dam” to “Hooch, damn”
Hell Hole reservoir to Michelle Hole.
Jackson Hole Wyoming to Jesse Jackson A Hole Wyoming.
“Niagara Falls” to “Negro Fails”
Monument Valley to Monumental Change Valley.
“Knott’s Berry Farm” to “Not Barry’s Fault”
Lake Superior to Lake Inferior.
Erie Canal to the Spooky Canal.
Zion National Park to Mecca National Park.
White Sands?….Black Sands you racist bastids!
I’m pretty sure you can spot DC from space.
Brooklyn Bridge
becomes
BarackLyin Bridge
The Alaska “Bridge to Nowhere”
becomes
The “I’m Ridin’ With Biden Bridge To Nowhere”
Rockefeller Center
becomes
GITMO Relocation Center
9/11 Memorial
becomes
Mohamad PBUH Memorial
US Virgin Islands
become
72 Virgin Islands
Maybe he could rename BLACK LIVES MATTER to ALL LIVES MATTER?
Mississippi River
becomes
Mooche-Is-Snippy River
Stone Mountain GA to Stoned Mountain.
And get rid of those Confederate racists and put up Cheech & Chong. And Che.
DC, District of Columbia
becomes
DC, Distributed Cheddar
Washington DC becomes Obamagrad
The Great Barrier Reef
becomes
The Great Barry Reefer
The Hawaiian Islands
become
Western Kenya
Hawaii: The 50th State
becomes
Hawaii: The 57th State
(Hawaii 5-7)
Never happen.
White Privilege Springs, West Virginia.
The Tomb of That Soldier I Hooked up with Once.
George Washington Bridge to George Washington’s Slaves Reparations Bridge.
“We be closin dat bitch down ifn we don’t get tollboofs fo people leavin NY.”
He should rename Nicki Minaj’s, Ass
The pledge will be redone.
“I pledge allegiance to the Democrats of the United Sharia States of America, and to the state for which it stands, one nation under Mohammad, indefensible, with diversity and social justice for all.”
The Continental divide will be re-named: Racist flyover place.
After Obama America is officially renamed Death Valley.
Bong Recreation Area to Choom Monument.
Key West becomes Alicia Keyes West. Or is it Kanye West?
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Hawaii becomes the Birthplace of First US Emperor
For the sake of tourism,
they can conjure up a myth that the Big Zero stood at the crater of a volcano and destroyed the US Constitution all by himself
Mt. St. Helens to Michelle’s Fajita Farts Volcano!
Little Bighorn
becomes
Skittles BigMike
Yosemite into Yomamma.
Leavenworth prison to the “Bill Ayers rehabilitation center for the morally challenged”
Guantanamo renamed to the Michael and Britney Obama Christian Recreational Center
Baracky Mountains
Mount Hussein Helen
Rename the HMS Pinafore the HMS Pen and Phone
Valley Forge -> Valley You-Didn’t-Build-That
Devils Tower -> Obama’s Tower
Las Vegas -> Las Vaginas
You mean “Corpse” as in Navy Corpseman.
Mulatto Estates, perhaps…