Late Night Contest by Diogenes

147 Comments on Late Night Contest by Diogenes

1. Rename Meteor Crater AZ to Chocolate Starfish, AZ

   The only Chocolate Starfish visible from space…

2. If Slick Willie becomes the “first lady”, Niagara falls will be renamed “Viagra Falls”.

3. Washington Monument to Reggie’s Handle

4. Aztec Ruins, NM changed to
   “Obama Ruins New Mexico”

5. “Obama D.C.”
   Or why think small, how about “United States of Obama”

6. Great Smoky Mountains to Great Choom Mountains

7. Kings Canyon to King Obama Canyon

8. ‘Hershey Park’ in PA to be renamed ‘Hershey Highway Park’ for the gays, who haven’t had their own amusement park previously.

9. Flaming Gorge in Utah changed to Flaming Gorge Utah. Only with a picture of the bitch and chief on the monument sign.

10. Lassen Volcanic to Butt Plug Volcano

    (Lassen Peak, the largest plug dome volcano in the world)

11. Fossile Butte, wyoming renamed after harry reid- ” Fossil Butt “

12. Or even bigger, ” The Milky Way” galaxy could be the “Obama Galaxy”

13. George Jefferson Memorial

14. The Jefferson Memorial to The Jeffersons Memorial.

15. Mammoth Cave to Mammoth Mooch-Mouth Cave

16. By the way if you haven’t seen it, you should. Amazing.

17. Mount Rainier to Mount the Rear

18. Today: Devil’s tower.
    Tomorrow: Sitting Bull’s Buttplug.

    Yes we can!!

19. Petrified Forest to Biden Petrified Brain Forest

20. Independence, Mo. could be renamed to Spread the Wealth, Mo.

21. Rename the White House the Pigmentally Challenged House

22. Ape and Mattocks Court House

23. Mount Rushmore to Mount Push More

24. Or, the Black Lives Matters House

25. The White House to the Black House
    It stinks so bad now. It’s a total gut job.

26. yellow stoned….

27. If Obama or Mooch visits it could be named Putrefied Forest.

28. Yosemite National Park to Nosemite National Park

29. Mt. Coom-…more

30. Mt choom- more…

31. Statutes of No Liberty

32. “Truth or Consequences”, New Mexico would change to “Elections have Consequences”,New Mexico

33. Put a burka on the Statue of Liberty and rename it Statue of Dhimmitude or Statue of Liberty Lost.

34. Independence Hall to Defendants Hall

35. New York becomes No Pork…..

36. Lincoln Memorial to the Cadillac Memorial

37. The Declaration of Dependence

38. Alcatraz Island to Obama’s Residence.

39. French Lick Indiana to – wait…nevermind…

40. The Hernando de Soto Bridge in Memphis will be renamed “The Michelle Obama Buttcheeks Bridge”

41. The Obama Library will be “Mount Cushmore”.

42. The Sioux are trying to change the name of Devils Tower to Bear Lodge, even though Barry Hussein 0bama had suggested they name it “Mooche’s Dick.”

43. Bill Clinton’s Cigaro National Park, AZ.

44. Hot Springs National Park should be renamed “Rot Springs National”, in honor of the 0bama administration’s socialist agenda.

45. Badlands = ObamaLands

46. Actually, it was Harney Peak. They wanted to change to “owl” something or other in Lakota.

    It got shot down. Btw, great comment anyway. Gave you a thumbs up

47. The White House will be renamed Casa Grande Ruins National Monument

48. “Rot Springs Nationally”

49. The White House to the Honkey House

50. Fossil Butte (WY) to Barney Frank’s Butte.

51. Mount Rushmore is renamed Honky Hills

52. Zion National Park to Mecca National Park

53. Horseshoe Bend renamed Reparations Do Mend

54. Miss edit mucho?

    (Renamed Jeb Bush comentario)

55. Thanks. Different story, I think. Lakota Chief Arvol Looking Horse was trying to get the name of Devils Tower changed to Bear Lodge very recently. Pretty sure they filed all the papers to do it.

    http://trib.com/news/state-and-regional/govt-and-politics/proposal-could-rename-devils-tower-to-bear-lodge-with-pdfs/article_5e2c2b46-7dd8-5e2f-8c1a-b340163eeda9.html

56. Mount Vernon………On Top Of Ol’ Whitey

57. Mount St. Helens to Mount St. Chloe.

    (some of you will get it)

    ; }

58. Death Valley to “Death to America” National Park.

59. Mount Rushmore renamed: Mount Privilege.

60. Biltmore Estate……Not Without The Government’s Help

61. Lincoln memorial. To Obama’s seting things right memorial. And leave the chair empty.

62. Bull Dyke Run / Man Asses National Park, VA.

63. The Star Spangled Banner National Historic Trail, to the

    All This For a Damned Flag?!? National Historic Trail.

64. MLK to BHO Some black lives did matter.

65. The First Ladies National Historic Site to The First Wookies National Historic Site

66. Waht? no deuce and a quarter?

67. Mammoth Cave National Park to the Obama/Kerry Iran Nuclear Negotiations National Park

68. Glacier National Park to Global Warming National Park

69. Mckinley was just an old white dude when he was assassinated. Shit head is just getting started erasing the past. He has to its the Marxist way. The park is already Denali.

70. Grand Tetons…..Big Tits.

71. Big South Fork to Big Tongue Fork

    Constitution Gardens in DC to Trample The Constitution Gardens

    Statue of Liberty to Statue of Shariah

72. The Marine Corp to the Michelle Corp

73. My last
    Death Valley National Park to Death to Babies National Park

74. Beaver Falls to Michelle’s Big Beaver Falls.

75. Grand Tetons will have to be renamed Big Man-boob templates

76. President Obama-Hell’s Canyon.

77. I can’t wait to see what dresses by Omar the tent maker Mooch sends to the First Ladies Museum in Canton, OH. Bet those clothes will get a good fumigation.

78. Obama renames Hiroshima to #JapLivesMatter

79. Obama Renames Mosul Iraq To #GayLivesMatter

80. Obama Renames Washingto D.C. To #MuslimLivesMatter or 2nd choice #Mecca4America

81. “Glacier National Park” (Montana) to “Gay… Sure National Park”.

82. “Old Faithful” to “Oh Reggie”

83. “Carlsbad Caverns” to “Carl’s Bad Cavern”

84. “Joshua Tree” to “Jose is Free”

85. The Great Dismal Swamp to Michelle’s Gash.

86. Grand Tetons to Meghan McCains

87. Black Hills in South Dakota to Half Black Hills.

88. Appalachians to the Apple Asians when China wants it’s money.

89. Moaning Caverns To Reggie’s Fun Zone.

90. La Brea Tar Pits to the Zimbabwe Day Spa.

91. Mt. Whitney to Mt. Whitney Houston.

92. Death Valley to Death To Whitey Valley.

93. UC Davis to UC Frank Marshall Davis.

94. Mount Baldy to Mount Reggie.

95. Pike’s Peak to Dyke’s Peak.

96. “Yosemite” to “Yo Semite”

97. Great Salt Lake to the Great Salt & Pepa Lake.

98. You beat me to it more or less.

99. From “The United States of America” to “Juarez, Kenya”

100. Mt. Rushmore to Mt. Taxmore

101. “Hoover Dam” to “Hooch, damn”

102. Hell Hole reservoir to Michelle Hole.

103. Jackson Hole Wyoming to Jesse Jackson A Hole Wyoming.

104. “Niagara Falls” to “Negro Fails”

105. Monument Valley to Monumental Change Valley.

106. “Knott’s Berry Farm” to “Not Barry’s Fault”

107. Lake Superior to Lake Inferior.

108. Erie Canal to the Spooky Canal.

109. Zion National Park to Mecca National Park.

110. White Sands?….Black Sands you racist bastids!

111. I’m pretty sure you can spot DC from space.

112. Brooklyn Bridge

     becomes

     BarackLyin Bridge

113. The Alaska “Bridge to Nowhere”

     becomes

     The “I’m Ridin’ With Biden Bridge To Nowhere”

114. Rockefeller Center

     becomes

     GITMO Relocation Center

115. 9/11 Memorial

     becomes

     Mohamad PBUH Memorial

116. US Virgin Islands

     become

     72 Virgin Islands

117. Maybe he could rename BLACK LIVES MATTER to ALL LIVES MATTER?

118. Mississippi River

     becomes

     Mooche-Is-Snippy River

119. Stone Mountain GA to Stoned Mountain.
     And get rid of those Confederate racists and put up Cheech & Chong. And Che.

120. DC, District of Columbia

     becomes

     DC, Distributed Cheddar

121. Washington DC becomes Obamagrad

122. The Great Barrier Reef

     becomes

     The Great Barry Reefer

123. The Hawaiian Islands

     become

     Western Kenya

124. Hawaii: The 50th State

     becomes

     Hawaii: The 57th State

     (Hawaii 5-7)

125. Never happen.

126. White Privilege Springs, West Virginia.

127. The Tomb of That Soldier I Hooked up with Once.

128. George Washington Bridge to George Washington’s Slaves Reparations Bridge.

     “We be closin dat bitch down ifn we don’t get tollboofs fo people leavin NY.”

129. He should rename Nicki Minaj’s, Ass

130. The pledge will be redone.

     “I pledge allegiance to the Democrats of the United Sharia States of America, and to the state for which it stands, one nation under Mohammad, indefensible, with diversity and social justice for all.”

131. The Continental divide will be re-named: Racist flyover place.

132. After Obama America is officially renamed Death Valley.

133. Bong Recreation Area to Choom Monument.

134. Key West becomes Alicia Keyes West. Or is it Kanye West?

135. http://www.ilovebacon.com/storage/063015-recarea.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1435417053895

136. Hawaii becomes the Birthplace of First US Emperor

     For the sake of tourism,
     they can conjure up a myth that the Big Zero stood at the crater of a volcano and destroyed the US Constitution all by himself

137. Mt. St. Helens to Michelle’s Fajita Farts Volcano!

138. Little Bighorn

     becomes

     Skittles BigMike

139. Yosemite into Yomamma.

140. Leavenworth prison to the “Bill Ayers rehabilitation center for the morally challenged”

141. Guantanamo renamed to the Michael and Britney Obama Christian Recreational Center

142. Baracky Mountains

143. Mount Hussein Helen

144. Rename the HMS Pinafore the HMS Pen and Phone

145. Valley Forge -> Valley You-Didn’t-Build-That
     Devils Tower -> Obama’s Tower
     Las Vegas -> Las Vaginas

146. You mean “Corpse” as in Navy Corpseman.

147. Mulatto Estates, perhaps…