What fun!
Breitbart: U.S. Secretary of Defense Gen. James Mattis watched members of the Indonesian military showing off a variety of rare skills during his three-day visit to the nation in eastern Asia this week.
In a series of demonstrations at the headquarters of Indonesia’s armed forces, troops reportedly drank snake blood, walked on fire, smashed bricks with their heads, and rolled their bodies in broken glass.
Specific routines included blindfolded soldiers slicing a cucumber in another soldier’s mouth and shooting a balloon in-between another soldiers legs. According to Reuters, one of the shots missed, but nobody was injured.
The highlight of the event involved the use of live snakes, including a king cobra. Soldiers cut off the snakes’ heads and fed snake blood to each other.
“The snakes! Did you see them tire them out and then grab them?” Mattis later told reporters. “The way they were whipping them around—a snake gets tired very quickly.”
“You could imagine how much training went into each individual there, that they were able to do that,” he added. “When you watch a force do that, many small things, perfectly, you can imagine that they can also put the bigger things together.” —go see! more
Did Mattis bring along some of our tranny troops to show them how “evolved” our military has become? They can treat the snake eaters to a floor show.
No big deal for Mattis. We were treated to an Indonesian drinking jizz and walking with his pants on fire for eight years.
There is a pretty entertaining documentary series about the bizarreness of Indonesia called “Myth, Magic and Monsters”. You can watch on youtube or Amazon for free. Pretty entertaining and interesting.
Hey didn’t Obama drink snake blood? No sorry, he just sucked on Mooch’s black snake!
General Mattis does more challenging things before breakfast.
Eighty six percent muslime Indonesia, yeah sounds like the kind of Turd World country we should be importing immigrants from.
But can they stop a bullet with their teeth?
The snakes in the Washington swamp are much larger and more venomous.
I would say we have a winner for “Weirdest Post of the Day”, but somewhere a liberal is saying, “Hold my double mocha latte”…
What century is this?
“A snake gets tired very quickly”, and that is when you drive them out. Trump is making the snakes in the swamp tired, and soon there will be a recompense for their perfidy.
After watching the show, Mattis then said, “Watch this.” He approached the snakes, who slit their own throats and poured their blood into a glass for him. He approached the fire pit, which promptly went cold as he walked across, then moved to the broken glass that melded back into whiskey bottles completely full of Crown Royal upon his approach.
I had to laugh at Mattis’s reaction, so very like him.
In case you got distracted, though, by this story, here is a transcript of the press gaggle who accompanied Mattis to Indonesia. Pretty interesting. I don’t think they asked Mattis what his plans were to work with Indonesian counterparts to eradicate the foothold extreme islam has in that country and how they operate throughout the western world from within Indonesia.
https://www.defense.gov/News/Transcripts/Transcript-View/Article/1420752/