Well, that’s odd.
TammyBruce: Stop the presses: The New York Times has published a column about Obama’s nighttime routine.
Yes, he eats exactly seven salted almonds, every night.
With such an in-depth, riveting piece, I see a Pulitzer for this writer in the very near future…Not.
Via NYT: Obama After Dark: The Precious Hours Alone
The emails arrive late, often after 1 a.m., tapped out on a secure BlackBerry from an email address known only to a few. The weary recipients know that once again, the boss has not yet gone to bed.
The late-night interruptions from President Obama might be sharply worded questions about memos he has read. Sometimes they are taunts because the recipient’s sports team just lost….
psycho
It keeps his horns and tail from sprouting.
The Nut Czar prolly costs the taxpayer $120,000 a year.
Seven salty nuts? Who’s the guy with only one?
Before or after he tosses his buddy’s salad?
Headline:
BHO savors nuts every night.
Moochelle eats seven cheeseburgers.
yeah? how many Bugs does he have to go with it?
Probly wash’s it down with camel pee.
Hussein eating “NUTS” is cannabalism
Does he have a side of Mooch’s diphallic terata?
Probably some kind of voodoo ritual.
@yonkers, that or a Moslem practice.
Does this mean Reggie’s not his one and only? Freaky.
That’s 3 1/2 Teabags, right?
I’ll have to give him this: He has more self-control than I do. Once I get started eating salted almonds, I ain’t stopping at seven. Those things are yummy.
P.S. – @Ann Thracts: Shame on you! Just kidding – that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.
😛
And the difference is…?
What would Anderson Cooper call this?
How many joints does he smoke?
What kind of a tree would you be?
Boxers or Briefs?
What hard hitting news
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So, Obama is a nut nibbler. I always suspected as much. What am I saying. Nut nibbler doesn’t even begin to describe him. The guy has been on more wieners than French’s Mustard.
Yeahhh, the salted nuts in question are from his enemies (you know, Christians, actual patriots and the like) that he’s had castrated. Curious way to increase his testosterone but Michelle had to do something to stop him from wearing her clothes and going for “walks”.
Why am I not surprised that he eats nuts? I do felt sorry for the poor gays who thought they were getting a blow job and ended up on their way to being Jennerized!
WHO’S seven salted nuts?
And licks Michael’s.
Oh. I thought the headline read:
Obama eats salted nuts every night
Yeah, sure. He eats 7 nuts a night, watches African handball, Boardwalk Empire, Netflix and HBO GO, but you still can’t find his
college transcripts or who the best man at his wedding was.
This just tells us that Moochie’s Anatomy is even more frightening than We ever imagined…(I’m going to My Happy Hou…I mean space now)
That would explain the large bulge in the crotch area of mooch’s tarp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACDOBjPHqb8
The SS calls Reggie “Seven Salted Nuts” …
izlamo delenda est …
Bathhouse Barry’s been eating salty nuts for years!