Oprah Falls On Stage, Very Comically, At the Exact Moment She Discusses Balance

46 Comments on Oprah Falls On Stage, Very Comically, At the Exact Moment She Discusses Balance

1. Top heavy. Giant rock head lol

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2. stepped on her cankle

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3. That felt good!

   Was it good for you too, Oprah?

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4. Down goes Frazier.

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5. Like Dr. AOC the other day, lecturing not to touch your face or hair, all the while touching her face and hair.

   Actually, it’s not like that at all. Oprah had a Freudian slip. AOC is just a cretin with no self-awareness.

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6. Mephistopheles said, “Can you believe this dumb bitch?”

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7. That’s what I’m saying, Oprah. It was the goddam shoes.

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8. 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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9. Just hoping this is a video of what’s to come for the entire Democrat party.

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10. “wrong shoes” sounds so much better than “big fat ass”.

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11. I think maybe the lights had something to do with it. There are dim spotlights, and there are these alien abduction lights. Find a happy medium, or wear welding goggles next time.

12. Hey! Hey! Wait a fuckin’ minite……. I was drunk as a skunk, speakin’ to my nephew a few nights ago…… drinking Sapphire and smoking a pretty good cigar… when suddenly, one of the extension cords laying across my garage floor jumped up and grabbed my ankle and I suddenly fell like a HC into a whole pile of shiite that I have in my garage ….. I almost survived……

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13. Orca the killer host. Whale ho !! Where’s Greenpeace when you need them?

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14. At that very same moment Joe Biden was declared a winner….at the South Carolina primary….

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15. She must be drinking the same good shit I do!

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16. Hank Johnson has declared her an island with too many marines….

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17. The hand of God.

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18. I just felt that.

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19. For helping to get obama elected, she should crack her head open.

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20. LOL! Just deserts! God has a great sense of humor, loves irony, and making fools of reprobates like Oprah.

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21. Fall on the stage, she’s lucky she didn’t fall through it.

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22. she’s been hanging out with hillary.

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23. Is this a recent incident? I haven’t seen Oprah or heard her speak since sometime in ’06 or ’07 when she threw her celebrity behind oblowme. Now I’m confused. I do see her “O” magazine at the grocery checkout from time to time because she’s on every cover. I thought she was a size 2.

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24. “I thought she was a size 2.”

    You mean like a 2 man tent?

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25. Well there goes her all things in balance theory!

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26. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!!!!!

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27. Couldn’t get a comfortable fit in those shoes, they weren’t designed for cloven hoofs.
    She’s had similar wardrobe problems with that curly little tail.

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28. Carrot Top put on some weight. But his shtick hasn’t changed one bit.

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29. …that poor stage…

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30. Yeah, I toss banana peels down in front of her every chance I get, the fat bitch treats me like her houseboy.

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31. …the only possible conclusion, from Oprah’s point of view, is that the stage is obviously rayciss…

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32. corona virus

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33. Priceless!
    I’da paid good money to watch somebody roll a hydraulic engine lift out there to pick her up!

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34. “Oprah Falls On Stage, Very Comically, At the Exact Moment She Discusses Balance”

    …well, if she’s reinforcing her points visually like this, maybe get her to talk about suicide next…

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35. …somewhere in China, someone’s looking at a seismograph and saying, “搞什么鬼？”(*What the hell?*)

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36. You might say like a fish out of water…but Orcas are mammals so…

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37. If an Oprah falls on the stage and no one is there, does it make a sound?

    Was it ugly even though no one saw it?

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38. Balance .. Yeah … Her width almost balances her height

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39. Now … if we’re lucky we’ll witness the Orca breaching!
    THERE! They fling themselves forward in an attempt to capture and eat the baby seals or penguins …

    izlamo delenda est …

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40. Wrong shoes? Should have horse shoes on.

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41. So when are we sending aid to those people affected by the resulting earthquake and tsunami? I imagine it was pretty severe after a shock like that.

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42. She’s tall, from side to side.

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43. Hey, LA. You’re goddamn lucky she wasn’t closer to the San Andreas Fault. The Big One could have triggered The Big One.

    Sober up, “Orpah”.

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44. She went down faster than Buttiplug at a gay bath house.

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45. And all those people just went running to help her …
    Nope.
    Nobody. Awwww.

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46. She fell just like her pal Wienstien.