“Ozempic Face” Being Seen All Over Hollywood – IOTW Report

“Ozempic Face” Being Seen All Over Hollywood

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In layman’s terms, Ozempic makes the user look like a crack addict who smokes rocks for breakfast, and lunch, and dinner, with snack breaks in between.

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Will any of the numerous and multiplying documented detrimental health impacts of Ozempic as a first-resort weight loss solution dissuade lazy consumers bred on the drive-thru, give-me-convenience-or-give-me-death paradigm from taking the drug, or Medicare administrators on the take — shamans of The Science™ — from pushing it? More

19 Comments on “Ozempic Face” Being Seen All Over Hollywood

  1. This product was developed for the extremely obese. If you need to drop a bunch of weight before you can even fit through your door it’s probably a valuable product. Leave it to Hollywood to miss use it.

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  2. ^ But only long enough to trim down. What works then is occasional fasting to allow your cells to cleanse themselves. You don’t lose weight doing that, you just feel better. Basically, you’re “detoxifying.”

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  3. ^^^Ozempic actually slows down how fast you digest your food. So you end up feeling full all the time and basically never eat. Weird stuff. All I know is there’s a whole herd of women at the gym I go to that are on it and they are always feeling sick. Probably from rotten food in their stomach. LOL

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  4. Great observation, Brad! Slowing down one’s digestion is the WORST thing you can do. Eat less of the right foods and speed it up! Then, eat a little of the right food, more often! One’s digestive tract consumes a lot of calories and keeps the immune system humming which consumes half your body’s energy! Combined with exercise —> health.

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  5. Probably from rotten food in their stomach.

    I don’t think it’s in their stomachs anymore… but I agree. They are probably very uncomfortable.
    Eat the right foods and learn how to put down the fork. Too many of these designer drugs (and seems like there is a ton of ’em) doesn’t beat good healthy food and life style.

    Aaannd I thank my wife for a lot of it too! She is a good, healthy cook. Not the health-food nut kind, but time-honored common sense (good) meat, veggies and fruit kind. She cooks from scratch. Just not is large quantities. Sure every now and them we have a pizza or something prepared, but 90& of the time she cooks or we go out to a good restaurant. I also believe that having someone who cares about keeping you around for a long time makes a big difference!

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  6. The drug slows down peristalsis (the automatic wave-like movement of the muscles that line your gastrointestinal tract. Peristalsis moves food through your digestive system). How stupid can people be to take this drug?

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  7. With GOLO, my wife and I have lost 150 lbs between us. If you aren’t making your own food, you will never be successful…certainly not on drugs…

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  8. It used to be Synthroid and other thyroid drugs the Hollyweirdo’s had their Docs prescribe very off label. When used without the need for thyroid hormones it can cause diarrhea, rapid heart beat, tremors, migraines and bone loss. In the 80’s and 90’s I remember a few female celebs complaining about ‘ going poopies’. excessively on the drug. They would have done better ditching the sugar and alcohol

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