Where are the negative articles about having a fake penis constructed out of your forearm?
Penis enlargement gone wrong: Eye-watering stories of men left suicidal and in agony following ‘Frankenstein’ surgery that left them misshapen.
Matt was just one of dozens of men unhappy with his penis and who sought genital-enhancement surgery as the solution.
But his dream treatment turned to agonizing ruin, and the 46-year-old told MailOnline he felt like a ‘broom handle’ had been implanted into his now misshapen penis.
In the end the militarily veteran, from Utah, would have to pay about £250,000 to get the left ‘Frankenstein’ surgery corrected.
Kardickians?
It seems to me that they’re both abominations. I can’t imagine why anyone would ever consider either surgery.
75 years ago:
“Honorable kamikaze pilots of Rising Sun Empire of Japan, today you going on most dangerous mission. Today you take kamikaze airplane high up in the sky, find Yankee aircraft carrier, bring kamikaze plane down fast, crashing on deck, killing yourself and all aboard. Now, before we have ceremonial sake toast, are there any questions?
You, in the back, Sakimoto.”
“Honorable General, Sir!”
“Ah so!”
“Are you out of your fucking mind?”
Today’s Leftist Communists:
Frankenstein surgery and altering children’s genitals!
Where are the men asking: “Are you out of your fucking mind?”
I didn’t want a bigger dick, but Dominion forced one on me.
It sure looks like Jill Biden had an artificial scrotum stitched on her face… Or is she just wrinkled?
@TRF Love Cheech and Chong
…bailiff, whack his peepee…cheech & chong
Dozens of men are being left in agony from penis enhancement surgery gone wrong with dreams of longer and thicker genitalia turning into a nightmare of agony and corrective operations
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So dozens took the sub plunge and thought bigger was always better. I’ve seen pics of the tranny penises, may as well poke a knot out in a fence cuz that’s where it belongs. Read where one female converting to a male, and it wasn’t happy with her rubber fake schlong either. So many unhappy people mutilating themselves, and none of them are happy. Many end in suicide where I know they will feel no pain.
Twenty years ago we were getting bombed with emails asking:
“Do you want a bigger dick?”
Today I’m just surprised that they don’t have the technology to just have one pop out of the display and poke you in the forehead!
This came to mind.
https://youtu.be/gweUVWUYYQ8
I need mine reduced.
By back is killing me.
Penile surgery is for people that don’t understand it’s not the penis that makes a man, it’s the balls. Oh, it’s also for people who aren’t satisfied with God’s creation and when you play with the bull you get burned, err wait, it’s fire and horns or something. lol.
Kcir – I know whut ya mean!
My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy…
A Golden Oldie
https://youtu.be/8IkNDzvCswU
TRF,
I’ve been banned from the Mongoose Exhibit at the Toronto Zoo.
@Kcir
My penis is so big it’s got it’s own penis and my penis’s penis is bigger than your penis.
Frankenschvantz sounds better
What’s wrong with the old-fashioned way of drooling and dribbling over 1962 Playboy centerfolds at the back of the convenience store?
It worked for me.