With the up-coming 50th Anniversary of the famous Patterson-Gilmin video of a creature striding away from the camera at Bluff Creek, CA, there have been more sightings of the cryptozoologic specimen, Bigfoot.
First up, Rob Lowe reported spotting one of the creatures this summer while film a new series for A&E, Here
Next, there’s a bit of footage of a blurry two legged creature taken by a game camera set up to watch an eagle’s nest in Michigan- Here
Then there’s the recent report out of Northern California of five of the creatures making their way across a field, one of them carrying a pig on its shoulder, Here
Bigfoot & Brokenfoot
I’m pretty sure that Bigfoot saw me a couple of days ago although I was really blurry
Reason #1,383,764 Hillary lost:
Bigfoot voter suppression
“That’s not fair, teacher! I did my homework but bigfoot’s pig ate it.”
The previous item got me thinking. If you squinted, Kaepernick in a snowmobile suit would look sorta like bigfoot.
But would he be carrying a pig? Bigfoot or sasquatches must not be Muslim if they’re carrying pigs off.
I was in the woods of NY on Nov 9 when I heard the Chappaqua Screamer..oh wait..
Bet her legs are hairier than Bigfoot’s
I think this is passé. She was captured in various photos from 2008-2016.
I saw Bigfoot in the toilet at work today. Looked just like a Rodham.
Bongopoofter:
“She had hair on her legs like bristles on a hog,
She had pimples right up to her chin.
But a little bit of time,
And a whole lot of whiskey,
I drank her right up to a ten.”
Bill Clinton Harvard University Back in the sixties.
So Hillary and Michelle are talking to each again?
“~~You don’t know what you’ve got, ’til it’s gone…~~” -Joni Mitchell
All these public sightings prove how safe we were all those years that Mooch was housed nightly behind the White House fence.
It is such a shame that in this digital age everyone, even professional paranormal investigators, that captures a once in a lifetime image of bigfoot is using a cheap, out-of-focus Polaroid camera from the 60s. I have seen $50 wildlife cameras that show a blade of grass in a deer’s mouth. It is the same disappointment in my fellow humans that I experience when a candidate calls a talk radio show with millions of listeners on a cell phone with a dying battery.
Deep Thoughts !
” I’d like to ride a Bigfoot through the snow ”
By Jack Handy !