Just a quick spritz works in little over a minute – with the effects lasting at least an hour and a half.
Scientists claim it could “revolutionize” the sex lives of millions of men and could be available within three years.
Experts in Taiwan mixed tiny drops of sildenafil, the chemical Viagra, with food-grade propylene glycol.
They found liquid squirted under the tongue of rabbits worked in just 78 seconds.
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Wait, rabbits need Viagra?
(By the way, the spray in the picture is not the spray. That stuff is used for crafts to stiffen paper and ribbon.)
“…for crafts to spray paper and ribbon”?!?
NOW you tell me!
We’ll talk after I get back from the Emergency Room….
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Oh shit. You’re suppose to spray it in your mouth?
Reminds me of the sad story of my Grandpa Woody. Old Gramps died of an overdose of Viagra. We had to have an open casket.
When does it come out in a lipstick?
For the gay community you could call it Stiff in Shit.
Mark Martin will now have this as a sponsor in NASCAR. He used to drive the Viagra car. They still won’t be able to put the hood down.
Oh Wow..Think of the fun you could have with this.
Spray it in the coffee pot at the office or at jury duty
Put it on the animal snacks at the petting zoo’s
Give your old drunk uncle a spritz at Thanksgiving Dinner
Put it in the Santa’s hot cocoa at the mall
Spray the free eats at the next black lives matters rally..
joe6pak
Stool Pusher might be more appropriate.
Whose mouth does it go in?
the effects last an hour and a half?! What am I going to do for the other 87 minutes?
Hope I don’t confuse my pepper spray with my pecker spray.
So it engorges and stiffens one’s tongue.
I saw a bumper sticker for a Woody Hardmore the other day while I was out driving. At first I didn’t get it, I was wondering who the heck Woody Hardmore was and then I started laughing.
Stiff neck
Is Woody Hardmore related to Craven Morehead?
So that’s what Johnson (Libertarian) used before being interviewed by that Female Reporter!
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Actually, I would rather see research going toward something that would Stop people from being a giant dick.
Finally… the secret to the Brit’s legendary stiff upper lip!
@Tony R: Is Woody Hardmore related to Craven Morehead?
Maybe related to Hugh Mungas?
So many jokes.
So little time.
Must be pretty slow, I fail to see any “benefits” to a hard tongue!
Not a single “Hard to swallow” joke?????
Gotta tell ya I’m saddened by this.
You’re saddened by a lack of hard to swallow jokes, bcattin? I’m having a hard time grasping that.
Explain. Go ahead, spit it out
On a serious note, as a guy whose erectile nerves took a serious beat down from a prostate-removing Da Vinci robot, I can see the “up” side to this. Less side effects. Anyone here ever take a full tab of Vitamin V? Makes you feel like shit afterwards.
Also, you can hide the fact that you need the stuff. Just say, “Excuse me, hon, just need to freshen my breath a little before I go down there and graze the grass.” Then do a few squirts. She’ll never know.
Unless you’ve been married to her for 30 years. Then she might
Gosh. Would it work on GOP spinal columns?
I love these threads.
We have way too many comedians…
Ith makeths you thalk with a lithp!
You guys covered all the funny angles. lol. Nothing to add from me.
There is another use for Viagra, it has been shown to help patients with achalasia who have swallowing problems.
It helps increase nitric oxide in patients with spinal injuries, which in turn causes the lower esophagual sphincter to relax making it easier to swallow food.
This would be good for achalasia patients who prefer the more expensive medical treatments.
But you can get a similar nitric oxide increase for less money with beet root extract, or even dark chocolate (75% cocoa or higher) as revealed in Israeli medical studies.
Go for the prescription stuff if your pecker is your main concern, however. Wouldn’t want to screw up a hot date.
Woody Hardmore is a cousin of Heywood Jablowme.