“Sorry Captain Kirk, we just heard Jeb crossed the southern border and is having frijoles and tamales with his people.”
If only narrowing the field were that easy!
Jeb said he was going to the neutral zone – some sort of parade….
He was going to violate the neutral zone, but he said it was an act of love…
I bet when his own mom told him to not run, he fussed like she was cleaning his dirty face with her spit moistened hanky.
We need to see Trump as a Ferengi!
Jindal? Say it isn’t so!
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HILLARY IN A RED STAR TREK MINI-SKIRT OUTFIT!!!
Don’t even have to ask which one. “Bachelor”. pfffft.
When you see a Regulan bloodworm you’ll know Hillary has arrived!
“He’s dead, Jim …”
(his candidacy, that is)
“Scottie, beam them to the planet Zod. They’ll be special guests of Jackie Takeshita and Willie Stroker. This weekend, Harry Baals will host them at dinner. Guest of honor will be Ima Hogg.”
And that’s only a third of the candidates, we need to cull this herd some more.
Herd hell, that’s a mob of noisy crows, attacking a raptor.
How ironic that he ballooned up again after touting his “diabeetus” cure and Moose’s school lunch program.
Hee, hee, Bush is AWOL. Court Martial the SOB.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. His Mom is a lovely lady..
Court martial the prick.
That one guy looks gay…..
He’s finishing up in the men’s room with Sulu….
huckster looks awful thin.
“Sorry Captain Kirk, we just heard Jeb crossed the southern border and is having frijoles and tamales with his people.”
If only narrowing the field were that easy!
Jeb said he was going to the neutral zone – some sort of parade….
He was going to violate the neutral zone, but he said it was an act of love…
I bet when his own mom told him to not run, he fussed like she was cleaning his dirty face with her spit moistened hanky.
We need to see Trump as a Ferengi!
Jindal? Say it isn’t so!
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HILLARY IN A RED STAR TREK MINI-SKIRT OUTFIT!!!
Don’t even have to ask which one. “Bachelor”. pfffft.
When you see a Regulan bloodworm you’ll know Hillary has arrived!
“He’s dead, Jim …”
(his candidacy, that is)
“Scottie, beam them to the planet Zod. They’ll be special guests of Jackie Takeshita and Willie Stroker. This weekend, Harry Baals will host them at dinner. Guest of honor will be Ima Hogg.”
And that’s only a third of the candidates, we need to cull this herd some more.
Herd hell, that’s a mob of noisy crows, attacking a raptor.
How ironic that he ballooned up again after touting his “diabeetus” cure and Moose’s school lunch program.