When The Pool Burns Your Eye…

8 Comments on When The Pool Burns Your Eye…

1. Pithiness is important,

   but pleathe don’t pith in the pool.

2. Sounds like something Mike Tyson would say as a lifeguard.

3. I wonder what whiz kid figured
   that one out?

   ; }

4. The only bad thing about being saved by lifeguard Mike is him chewing your ear off as he drags you from the pool.

5. I recall the old pool sign:

   “Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no “p” in it. Keep it that way.”

   I’d like to recommend another:

   “Welcome to our L. Notice there is no “poo” in it….”

6. I see what you did there.

7. I wonder what happens to your eyes when someone poops or has a period.

8. That depends on whether or not
   you are directly under the event,
   looking up.