FOX8: Before a Florida woman fell 400 feet to her death last week at the Grand Canyon, she shared an image of herself taking in the spectacular view on Instagram.
Colleen Burns, 35, of Orlando, Florida, posted the photo on Friday and later that day accidentally stepped off an edge at Ooh Aah point.
According to WESH, Burns was on vacation with two friends and they were walking a trail to take pictures of the sunset.
“She was stepping out of the way for another gentleman to kind of squeeze in, and unfortunately, Colleen kind of got tripped up on her own feet and fell backwards, fell into the canyon,” Burns’ friend Jessica Roman, who was with her, told WESH. “That was the longest, strangest, craziest two seconds of my life.” more
Ya see, now we have a trend. And here’s what’s causing it. Wear your helmet when riding your bike, don’t ride in the back of a pick up truck, don’t climb that tree. Etc etc. We have evolved into a bunch of weenies.
How picturesque.
(Am I being insensitive?)
They were on the edge because it brought them 8 feet closer to the sun. Gotta chase that sun before it gets away.
“Yelp & Ooh Aah point”….MJA is twisted and watched too many Road Runner cartoons as a youth….LOL…
Did she do a RoadRunner landing? (Hits the ground and a small mushroom cloud of dust rises)
If Stephen King ever rewrites The Stand, the center of the hell-storm won’t be Las Vegas, it will be Orlando.
Geez!
Al Gore said that man-made global warming from two billion years ago created the Grand Canyon.
When you think of that phrase: “falls to her death”, it’s like death is waiting for her to arrive.
She survives the fall but not the impact.
When I think about those that jumped on 9/11…my blood boils.
It boils even more thinking that Barack Hussein Obama has the same mindset as Mohammad Atta.
Caught on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq_bjaI0NTo
I think Loco’s trying to say it’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.
I can picture her on the way down, on her phone, lowering the Yelp rating of the Grand Canyon.
No warning signs? How could she have known?
Yes, sarcasm..
When the Giant Meteor hits, no one here will be wise-crackin’, trust me.
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FDR, can we expedite that modern dinosaur-killing meteor?
I mean um, BRING IT…BRING IT NOW!!!
PLEASE!!!
“I mean um, BRING IT…BRING IT NOW!!!
PLEASE!!!”
Jeez, speak for yourself, I have plans for ISIS and BLM.
So she stepped aside to let another gentleman “squeeze in” at the edge of a cliff. Wasn’t she the gentle lady? And then the friend goes: “That was the longest,strangest,craziest two seconds of my life.” Like she was describing a Roller/Coaster ride. My friends we are fucked. People today are dumber than anvils.
Bring on that meteor before Killary gets elected.
Darwin (trip) Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuleeeeeeeeees… (splat).
If she’d only been Wile E Coyote she could have done it over and over and over again and keep coming back for more and never get hurt. over the cliff, aiiee, splat, repeat, do it again and we’d all laugh hilariously like we were kids watching the Road Runner.
And she could do it with cheerful alacrity.
Did anyone ever count how many times Wile E Coyote went over a cliff and didn’t get killed or paint a railroad tunnel on a cliff and get run over by a train etc. He was immortal along with Kenny on South Park who keeps getting killed and always keeps coming back. Talk about tenacity, too bad life isn’t a cartoon lady and you just might live to do it again.
“Ooh. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh…!!!”
Hence the name.
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Her friend: “That was the longest,strangest,craziest two seconds of my life.” Me. Me. Me !
Hey, what do you think Colleen thought ?
She probably was very clumsy, typically. Why weren’t her so called friends looking out for her? Too busy taking selfies no doubt.
BTW Zonga, clumsiness is to blame for the thumbs down you got. Sorry about that.
Some years ago I was standing at the top of Hoover Dam, talking to a Park Ranger who was explaining some of the history of the original project. I happened to glance over the edge of the dam at the drop below, then turned back to the Ranger and started to say, “How long – “…
Without waiting to hear the rest of the question, he replied, “Five seconds.”
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“That was the longest, craziest, strangest two seconds of MY life.” (As her friend dies)
Top shelf ‘ Murican woman solipsism right there.
Maybe 8th grade poetry slam winners should be given free trips to the Grand Canyon.
Status: “Falling at terminal velocity.”
I nominate thee for a Darwin Award!!!!
She’s from Florida. What does she know from cliffs? Tallest thing you call fall off there is the curb.
Now we know whut “Terminal” Velocity really means!
So I guess now they are going to have to build a fence all along the Grand Canyon so no one else falls over.
As Moe Tom noted, this jumped off the page:
“That was the longest, strangest, craziest two seconds of my life.”
It sounds as though she was waiting for something to happen.
Did she expect the Darwinian to holler up, “I’m okay.” ??
WTF ?
What about the selfish ‘gentleman’ who wouldn’t wait, making her move so he could ‘sqeeze in’?
Sad.
RIP
izlamo delenda est …