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You Hire a Band and He Shows Up

What makes this more bizarre is that he seems to be playing at a hair salon.

30 Comments on You Hire a Band and He Shows Up

  1. Shit. That’s worse than Neil Young with his band on his back.

    “Click, Bumph, WEEE! I wanna live with a cinnamon girl…. click, bumph, wee!”

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  2. Music teacher: “well Jimmy, what instrument would you like to play?”

    Jimmy: “I dunno’, also F everybody. You got somethin’ for that kinda’musician?”

    Music teacher: “Yes, yes I do.”

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  3. Burr, oboe reed whitler

    My Jazz Band teacher played Oboe. I mean all the time.

    We thought… I won’t say what we thought…

    But he was incredible. We thought we were all smart and knew modes, and scales, and chord progressions.

    We didn’t know shit.

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  4. Well, you have to admit the guy’s desire to be unique. I can’t even play the guitar, and I have three! I got a Uke, and the only thing I can play on that is “Ram On”, by Sir Paul. And the Harmonic part of “You Don’t know How it Feels”, Tom Petty. I was Born in the town where Tom’s Harmonica guy was from too. Hey, a Sweet spring evening on the Oregon coast.

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  5. While I worked at a music shop, the manager would occasionally play two oboes in “unison” at the same time, but they were out of tune with each other. He would use them to play the bagpipe part of “It’s a Long Way to the Top”. We all agreed that if Hell has Muzak, that’s what it sounds like.

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  6. The woman with the poodle looks disgustingly at him, then a woman says something to her and dog lady rolls her eyes while nodding in his direction. Gets up and it’s 23 skidoo.

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