Best example of double-talking hypocrisy will get the caption and the credit.
68 Comments on Double Talkin’ Obama
I can’t even. He might have two mouths but he’s one giant ass hole.
“I can say nigger all day”
“Islamic terrorism…not so much”
(drops microphone…walks away)
Butt wait, if you order now, you don’t get one fast track agreement, you get a second one free! Operators are standing by!
Honky better never say ‘nigger’.
‘Nigger’.
“I’m a Christian”
“My Muslim faith”
“I’m a black man, abandoned by my Father”
“Raised by racist whitey who pretended to love me”
“Each successive generation seems to be making progress in changing attitudes when it comes to race,” Obama said. “We’re becoming a more perfect Union. Not a perfect Union, but a more perfect Union.”
“Racism — we are not cured of it,” and it’s not just a matter of it not being polite to say ‘n—–r’ in public.
“If you like your health care plan, you can keep your plan.”
“What we said was, you can keep your plan
if it hasn’t changed since the law passed.”
Hi Reggie! Hi Reggie!
– You don’t need guns when you have the police.
– The police in this country can’t be trusted and need retraining.
“It is good to be back in Vegas,” Obama told democratic supporters Tuesday night at a fundraiser for Nevada Senator Harry Reid. “Everyone should have a piece of the Las Vegas dream and the American dream,” he continued.
His comments come three months after he made a different remark about the city which angered local government officials even hours before Obama was due to land in their home state.
Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman and Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons were insulted by Obama’s remarks in February in which he criticized companies receiving government bail out money who continued to hold big corporate events. “You can’t get corporate jets, you can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayer’s dime,” Obama had said.
(At his first inauguration)
“We are five days away from fundamentally transforming the United States of America.”
(When Bill O’Reilly asked, “Mr. President, why do you think it’s necessary to fundamentally transform the nation…?”)
“I don’t think we have to fundamentally transform the nation.”
Equal pay for women!
Even though the whitehouse doesn’t pay women as much as men.
“Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay. My, oh my, what a wonderful day”.
“Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care…my masters gone away….nigga’s”
1st bubble: “My Muslim faith….err
2nd bubble: “I mean my Christian faith”.
“We don’t know all the facts yet.”
“I’m working on creating some facts that I like.”
OK, I’ll take a shot.
The Police were Racist and way out of line.
I don’t know what’s going on, I just learned about it watching the news. Same as you.
“My grandmother is a typical white person…”
“It’s not just a matter of it not being polite to say ‘Nigger’ “
I take full responsibility…
It is the fault of the previous administration
We are not trying to take your guns…
Wants to do an anti-gun executive order
1. “I believe in the 2nd Amendment. I believe in people’s lawful right to bear arms. I will not take your shotgun away; I will not take your rifle away; I won’t take your handgun away.”
2. “We don’t have all the facts, but we do know that, once again, innocent people were killed in part because someone who wanted to inflict harm had no trouble getting their hands on a gun.”
We must protect women…
We must restrict gun ownership for self defense, provide free abortions for pre-teen girls and not report their rapes…
Illegal aliens will not get 0bamacare…
illegal aliens have a right to 0bamacare, in state tuition, welfare…
Al queda is on the run, they are JV…
I never said that.
Off topic:
The picture should have not been of two mouths, but I can think of something much more accurate.
…..if you get my drift.
“Fine”
“Tax”
“ISIS is a JV team”
“Perhaps Scott Walker, after he’s taken some time to bone up on foreign policy, will feel the same way,”
2008: “Marriage is the sacred union between a man and a woman.”
2012: “I think same-sex couples should be able to get married.”
Benghazi-US citizens left to die
Veterans Admin – substandard care for US vets
IRS – weapon against US citizens
Fast & Furious – US citizens murdered
Obamacare – US citizens lose healthcare
“It’s not who we are”
“And it’s not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion”
“Muslim call to prayer is the prettiest sound on earth”
“I’m double”
“Your trouble”
“Two! Two!”
“Two Bints in one!”
i will work with congress
I’ve got a pen and a phone
“The United States is one of the largest Muslim nations in the world ” “Most Americans have never met a Muslim “
“I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage”. – BH0
“But when you start playing around with constitutions, just to prohibit somebody who cares about another person, it just seems to me that’s not what America’s about. Usually, our constitutions expand liberties, they don’t contract them.” – BH0 (from same quote)
*All that fucker does is play around with the constitution. That’s the only reason he ever studied it, so he could dismantle it.
“I ceased to advertise my mother’s race at the age of twelve or thirteen, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.” – Dreams from my father.
“I am the son of a black man from Kenya and a white woman from Kansas.” – From speech on race in Philadelphia, 2008
1. – “Will Not Rest Until Everyone Can Find a Job”
2 – “FORE”
“I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage”
“Michelle and I have been married for 20 years”
“I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage”
“Now I can gurgle two dicks at once”
I won
No, I won
I did it
But I didn’t do it
Bitterly Clinging to their guns and their bible
A religion of peace, happily clinging to their knives and your severed head
You fucks, oh I mean you folks gotta realize that when you feel it is impolite to say the word “:nigger” don’t mean that racism still don’t exist. Racism will always exist here. long as the NAACP exists. Let me be perfectly clear about that, you fucks, oh I mean folks.
Barry with 2 mouths…
ValJar with 2 buttcheeks
Gross, but efficient
Shouldn’t that be:
“Hi, Reggie!”
“Hi, Michelle.”
“But my wife and daughters can vacation in Europe, no problem.”
Mine will be the most transparent administration in history!
PSYCH!
If you like your Christianity!
You can keep your Christianity!
“The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of islam.”
“It’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to religion.”
We need that stimulus package now to fund all kinds of shovel ready jobs just waiting to rebuild our nation’s roads and bridges.
I guess those shovel ready was not as…uh, shovel ready as we expected.
“I’m the most Jewish president America has ever had.”
“Let the Ramadan festivities begin!”
Obama explains why he can’t unilaterally grant amnesty to illegals:
“I swore an oath to uphold the laws on the books …. Now, I know some people want me to bypass Congress and change the laws on my own. Believe me, the idea of doing things on my own is very tempting. I promise you. Not just on immigration reform. But that’s not how our system works. That’s not how our democracy functions. That’s not how our Constitution is written.” – https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2011/07/25/remarks-president-national-council-la-raza
Obama unilaterally granting amnesty by executive fiat:
“Now, I continue to believe that the best way to solve this problem is by working together to pass that kind of common sense law. But until that happens, there are actions I have the legal authority to take as President –- the same kinds of actions taken by Democratic and Republican presidents before me -– that will help make our immigration system more fair and more just.” – https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/11/20/remarks-president-address-nation-immigration
uhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhh
“I’m bound by the Constitution. I’m bound by separation of powers.”
“I’m beginning a new effort to fix as much of our immigration system as I can on my own, without Congress.”
1- “Jobs for everyone, trust me.”
2- “Work will make you free.”
Wait, that last statement was the sign above the entry to the Nazi death camps.
REMEMBER: A gun free nation was first established by most dictators. Trust your government, like they trust you.
“Most Transparent Administration in History …”
“Secret Trade Deals …”
“My moslem faith …”
“My Christian faith …”
“Global warming is causing this California drought, you need to ration water”
“When is my Palm Springs Tee-time?”
It drinks…
the kool-aid!
I know the Devil is behind this, but every time I see that ‘shopped photo of Obama
on this post, I think of recent articles about
the man who was born with two penises. Get back, Satan!
(story contains an NSFW link, but you don’t have to click it)
8/20/12: “We have communicated in no uncertain terms with every player in the region that that’s a red line for us and that there would be enormous consequences if we start seeing movement on the chemical weapons front or the use of chemical weapons. ”
9/4/12: “First of all, I didn’t set a red line; the world set a red line.”
(22 times) “I do not have the power to take executive action on immigration reform”
“I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone”
Senator Obama: “The biggest problems that were facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all, and that’s what I intend to reverse when I’m President of the United States of America.”
President Obama: “I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone”
I can’t even. He might have two mouths but he’s one giant ass hole.
“I can say nigger all day”
“Islamic terrorism…not so much”
(drops microphone…walks away)
Butt wait, if you order now, you don’t get one fast track agreement, you get a second one free! Operators are standing by!
Honky better never say ‘nigger’.
‘Nigger’.
“I’m a Christian”
“My Muslim faith”
“I’m a black man, abandoned by my Father”
“Raised by racist whitey who pretended to love me”
“Each successive generation seems to be making progress in changing attitudes when it comes to race,” Obama said. “We’re becoming a more perfect Union. Not a perfect Union, but a more perfect Union.”
“Racism — we are not cured of it,” and it’s not just a matter of it not being polite to say ‘n—–r’ in public.
“If you like your health care plan, you can keep your plan.”
“What we said was, you can keep your plan
if it hasn’t changed since the law passed.”
Hi Reggie! Hi Reggie!
– You don’t need guns when you have the police.
– The police in this country can’t be trusted and need retraining.
“It is good to be back in Vegas,” Obama told democratic supporters Tuesday night at a fundraiser for Nevada Senator Harry Reid. “Everyone should have a piece of the Las Vegas dream and the American dream,” he continued.
His comments come three months after he made a different remark about the city which angered local government officials even hours before Obama was due to land in their home state.
Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman and Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons were insulted by Obama’s remarks in February in which he criticized companies receiving government bail out money who continued to hold big corporate events. “You can’t get corporate jets, you can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayer’s dime,” Obama had said.
(At his first inauguration)
“We are five days away from fundamentally transforming the United States of America.”
(When Bill O’Reilly asked, “Mr. President, why do you think it’s necessary to fundamentally transform the nation…?”)
“I don’t think we have to fundamentally transform the nation.”
Equal pay for women!
Even though the whitehouse doesn’t pay women as much as men.
“Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay. My, oh my, what a wonderful day”.
“Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care…my masters gone away….nigga’s”
1st bubble: “My Muslim faith….err
2nd bubble: “I mean my Christian faith”.
“We don’t know all the facts yet.”
“I’m working on creating some facts that I like.”
OK, I’ll take a shot.
The Police were Racist and way out of line.
I don’t know what’s going on, I just learned about it watching the news. Same as you.
“My grandmother is a typical white person…”
“It’s not just a matter of it not being polite to say ‘Nigger’ “
I take full responsibility…
It is the fault of the previous administration
We are not trying to take your guns…
Wants to do an anti-gun executive order
1. “I believe in the 2nd Amendment. I believe in people’s lawful right to bear arms. I will not take your shotgun away; I will not take your rifle away; I won’t take your handgun away.”
2. “We don’t have all the facts, but we do know that, once again, innocent people were killed in part because someone who wanted to inflict harm had no trouble getting their hands on a gun.”
We must protect women…
We must restrict gun ownership for self defense, provide free abortions for pre-teen girls and not report their rapes…
Illegal aliens will not get 0bamacare…
illegal aliens have a right to 0bamacare, in state tuition, welfare…
Al queda is on the run, they are JV…
I never said that.
Off topic:
The picture should have not been of two mouths, but I can think of something much more accurate.
…..if you get my drift.
“Fine”
“Tax”
“ISIS is a JV team”
“Perhaps Scott Walker, after he’s taken some time to bone up on foreign policy, will feel the same way,”
2008: “Marriage is the sacred union between a man and a woman.”
2012: “I think same-sex couples should be able to get married.”
Benghazi-US citizens left to die
Veterans Admin – substandard care for US vets
IRS – weapon against US citizens
Fast & Furious – US citizens murdered
Obamacare – US citizens lose healthcare
“It’s not who we are”
“And it’s not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion”
“Muslim call to prayer is the prettiest sound on earth”
“I’m double”
“Your trouble”
“Two! Two!”
“Two Bints in one!”
i will work with congress
I’ve got a pen and a phone
“The United States is one of the largest Muslim nations in the world ” “Most Americans have never met a Muslim “
“I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage”. – BH0
“But when you start playing around with constitutions, just to prohibit somebody who cares about another person, it just seems to me that’s not what America’s about. Usually, our constitutions expand liberties, they don’t contract them.” – BH0 (from same quote)
*All that fucker does is play around with the constitution. That’s the only reason he ever studied it, so he could dismantle it.
“I ceased to advertise my mother’s race at the age of twelve or thirteen, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.” – Dreams from my father.
“I am the son of a black man from Kenya and a white woman from Kansas.” – From speech on race in Philadelphia, 2008
1. – “Will Not Rest Until Everyone Can Find a Job”
2 – “FORE”
“I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage”
“Michelle and I have been married for 20 years”
“I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage”
“Now I can gurgle two dicks at once”
I won
No, I won
I did it
But I didn’t do it
Bitterly Clinging to their guns and their bible
A religion of peace, happily clinging to their knives and your severed head
You fucks, oh I mean you folks gotta realize that when you feel it is impolite to say the word “:nigger” don’t mean that racism still don’t exist. Racism will always exist here. long as the NAACP exists. Let me be perfectly clear about that, you fucks, oh I mean folks.
Barry with 2 mouths…
ValJar with 2 buttcheeks
Gross, but efficient
Shouldn’t that be:
“Hi, Reggie!”
“Hi, Michelle.”
“But my wife and daughters can vacation in Europe, no problem.”
Mine will be the most transparent administration in history!
PSYCH!
If you like your Christianity!
You can keep your Christianity!
“The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of islam.”
“It’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to religion.”
We need that stimulus package now to fund all kinds of shovel ready jobs just waiting to rebuild our nation’s roads and bridges.
I guess those shovel ready was not as…uh, shovel ready as we expected.
“I’m the most Jewish president America has ever had.”
“Let the Ramadan festivities begin!”
Obama explains why he can’t unilaterally grant amnesty to illegals:
“I swore an oath to uphold the laws on the books …. Now, I know some people want me to bypass Congress and change the laws on my own. Believe me, the idea of doing things on my own is very tempting. I promise you. Not just on immigration reform. But that’s not how our system works. That’s not how our democracy functions. That’s not how our Constitution is written.” – https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2011/07/25/remarks-president-national-council-la-raza
Obama unilaterally granting amnesty by executive fiat:
“Now, I continue to believe that the best way to solve this problem is by working together to pass that kind of common sense law. But until that happens, there are actions I have the legal authority to take as President –- the same kinds of actions taken by Democratic and Republican presidents before me -– that will help make our immigration system more fair and more just.” – https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/11/20/remarks-president-address-nation-immigration
uhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhh
“I’m bound by the Constitution. I’m bound by separation of powers.”
“I’m beginning a new effort to fix as much of our immigration system as I can on my own, without Congress.”
1- “Jobs for everyone, trust me.”
2- “Work will make you free.”
Wait, that last statement was the sign above the entry to the Nazi death camps.
REMEMBER: A gun free nation was first established by most dictators. Trust your government, like they trust you.
“Most Transparent Administration in History …”
“Secret Trade Deals …”
“My moslem faith …”
“My Christian faith …”
“Global warming is causing this California drought, you need to ration water”
“When is my Palm Springs Tee-time?”
It drinks…
the kool-aid!
I know the Devil is behind this, but every time I see that ‘shopped photo of Obama
on this post, I think of recent articles about
the man who was born with two penises. Get back, Satan!
; }
P.S. – Lest ye think I tuggeth at thy leg:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/26/double-dick-dude-reddit-podcast_n_6760790.html
(story contains an NSFW link, but you don’t have to click it)
8/20/12: “We have communicated in no uncertain terms with every player in the region that that’s a red line for us and that there would be enormous consequences if we start seeing movement on the chemical weapons front or the use of chemical weapons. ”
9/4/12: “First of all, I didn’t set a red line; the world set a red line.”
(22 times) “I do not have the power to take executive action on immigration reform”
“I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone”
Senator Obama: “The biggest problems that were facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all, and that’s what I intend to reverse when I’m President of the United States of America.”
President Obama: “I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone”
Uh…
Uh…
I like black cock
I like white cock
You didn’t build that.
I’m not responsible for that.
I got Osama Bin Laden
Somebody helped you build that
Women are entitled to equal pay.
Hey Sweetie!