Good News! Illegal Immigration is Down 90%!!!!!! – IOTW Report

Good News! Illegal Immigration is Down 90%!!!!!!

17 Comments on Good News! Illegal Immigration is Down 90%!!!!!!

  1. “This might be the worst lie ever told by a White House Press Secretary:”

    No.

    Referring to Pedo as president is the worst lie she tells, and she tells it many times a day.

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  2. Is that why there are all those Africans walking around up here?
    They’re natives of the USA?
    Must have been hiding in the woods all these years.

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  3. If our government sends troops to Brazil and then kidnaps 100 million Brazilians and forcibly brings them to the US and then lets them loose somewhere in the Midwest, then maybe illegal immigration would be down 90% once you either quit kidnapping Brazilians or Brazil runs out of Brazilians.

    And yes, I have a talent for this type of press secretary rationalizing.

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  4. So what she’s saying… We have 230,000 illegal migrants per month now, that’s “down 90%,” so the illegal migration was 2.3 MILLION per month. Wow, I always knew it was worse than what they were telling us.

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  5. Government math, it’s down 90% because they stopped counting.
    Same thing as a “budget cut”, which is a decrease in the amount of the budget that’s going to actually be increased.
    When your house is on fire and somebody hands you a half a bucket of gasoline instead of a full bucket that’s called being helpful to the people that spin words for a living.

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