‘Hamas Crazies Ban Bananas on Campus Because One Commie is Allergic’

19 Comments on ‘Hamas Crazies Ban Bananas on Campus Because One Commie is Allergic’

1. Let’s hope that all these bozos slip on banana peels and all fall on their asses and make fools out of themselves or start smoking the bananas to get high. We could call them Mellow Yellow like the old Donovan song from the 60’s.

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2. You know what else that bananas are they are like a bunch of flaccid, limp dicks.

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3. Banana Republic bans bananas.

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4. Just two demands. Death to Israel and no bananas.

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5. What will the others eat? Certainly they possess only rudimentary foraging skills. I’m not counting trips to Kroger and Starbucks as foraging.

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6. The only foraging these proto-human savages do is on their stupid parents’ bank account.

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7. They could be on a slippery slope.

   *ba da BANANA*

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8. Bananas are welcome at sundae school.

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9. I’ll just leave this here…

   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yfJqLKM3dtw

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10. Cue the airprop of 2 tons of bananas..

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11. airdrop

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12. Kent State comes to mind.

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13. Harry, that was bananas but I’ll one up you with the song Thirty Thousand Pounds of Bananas by Harry Chapin from the late 70’s about a banana truck that crashed going downhill going into Scranton, Pennsylvania and gooshed 30,000 pounds of bananas all over Scranton. I never saw the banana man on Capt. Kangaroo but it was a good one. Now I’m going to pretend to smoke a cigarette and watch Capt. Kangaroo like in the Statler Bros. song. “Don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do.”

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14. These kids are exactly why some animals eat their young. Everyone of ’em need a good old fashion country butt woopin.

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15. These kids are exactly why some animals eat their young. Everyone of ’em need a good old fashion country butt woopin.

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16. geoff – Love that song!

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17. As a kid I was crushed to find out that Captain Kangaroo wasn’t a Captain or a Kangaroo….

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18. BTW – Hard to beat the Statler Bros, but this version of “Flowers on the Wall” by Eric Heatherly takes a pretty good run at it!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9f7uhZcbfQ

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19. I wonder if these idiots are also allergic to Bananas in Pyjamas… My kids used to love that show, which apparently proves they’re not palestinian supporters.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh6HZBv6YrQ