These are probably the tools that will be used to build his coffin.
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I hope he already assembled his casket.
Douse him with gasoline and a single match will do the rest.
That would be an interesting kit. Never seen it (yet) in any of the annual catalogs.
Of course he didn’t live in Sweden. Taxes are too high. And getting higher to support all of those unemployable moslem invaders.
If they use IKEA tools and instructions to assemble his casket the funeral will be delayed by several months.
Nothing fancier than pressboard for that guys’ coffin, thank you.
It looks like every grown up in America has built at least one piece of IKEA furniture, judging by the comments
I can honestly say I still have IKEA furniture, and other stuff, from 1987.
It was of high quality, built in E. European countries mostly.
Also got Pergo floor (the original glued type) for our old house that looked good as new 20 yrs later when we sold it.
Today’s merchandise is a mixed bag.
Can’t stand most of it, including all pressboard.
I was nearly trapped inside an IKEA once. Kept circling the same area for 10 minutes and couldn’t get out. lol. I hope Mr. Ikea has the same problem getting into heaven. Or hell. I don’t know the man, but I hate his floor plans.
Only one of those items is a tool.
He was one of the Swedish Nazis. So who knows maybe he welcomed the muzzies to his homeland.
Never purchased nor tried to assemble any of their furniture, but from what I’ve read they were torture devices not furniture.
“I was nearly trapped inside an IKEA once. Kept circling the same area for 10 minutes”
Don’t follow the lights!