Jeb! Says he will never give up!

24 Comments on Jeb! Says he will never give up!

1. Ok. I’m fired up now. Go Jeb go.

2. Jeb,

   Sit the hell down and eat your applesauce.

3. “The voters have ADD.”

   Yes, I have to remember,

   I’m a voter and I have ADD.

   I’m a voter and I have ADD.

   I’m a voter and I have ADD.

   Otherwise I’d most certainly be fawning and drooling over YOU, Jeb!

4. That’s fine, Booosh. You can drop out AFTER Iowa when you come in 5th place, thanks to the Iowa democrats who will be voting for you in the Republican primaries.

5. Mmmmmmmpork on a stick.

6. Is he adding a second exclamation point?

7. You forgot the AWAY after “go.”

8. JEB!

   Come and listen to a story about a man named Jeb
   A big gov-a-neer, who’s politically kept his family fed,
   Then one day Rove started rootin’ for this dude,
   And up via Florida come-a RINO crude.

   Jeb that is, ‘stablishment gold, Amnesty tea.

   Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeb’s wedged-up-our rear,
   Spinfolk said, “Jeb, we’ll gitcha there”
   Said, “Washington DC is the place you ought to be”
   So they funded up the PACs and started looking at DC.

   Swamps, that is. Big G’ment tools, movie stars.

   Well now its time to say good-bye to Jeb and all his kin.
   And we would like to spank the folks fer tryin’ to toss him in.
   You’re not invited back next ‘lection to the presidency
   To have a heapin’ helpin’ of our country’s destiny.

   Tea-party that is. Razin’ hell, with our boots on.

   Don’t come back now, y’hear?

9. We’ll see “what flavor” the Iowa 2016 GOP caucus voters are in the primary.
   establishment progressive, liberal or Conservative.

   Will bush’s money be available to buy off caucus members to gain the media headlines and push he’s longing for??

10. Like most politicians, Ol’ jeb will never quit !!
    (until he runs out of other people’s money……just like socialists)

11. Karl said I’ll win. The fix is in. Momma said I’m a good boy. A good, conservative boy. An Momma don’t lie.

    Dad was Preznit, Georgie was Preznit, an now it’s my turn!

    Now I gotta go put on my wig and pant suit cuz I got a Hillary! thing to go to …

12. Hey Flounder, time to return the Lincoln to your brother…before something really bad happens…

13. “Dork: the other white meat.”

14. http://iotwreportcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/jeb-minion.jpg

15. The definition of Jeb! – doing the same thing over, and over expecting different results.

    No more “Bush”, and no more “Clinton”. It’s a simple as that.

16. Jeb! can go cry in his $75 guaca bowle after Trump pounces this bedwetter Bush.

17. (Kicking dead horse sounds).

    Yep. Still dead.

18. http://www.politico.com/story/2015/11/quinnipiac-poll-jeb-bush-clinton-trump-215493?u
    …and still sinking…Dead Man walkin’.

19. I’m rooting for Lindsey!

20. It worries me that anyone would consider voting for someone who has such a loose grasp on reality….. are the polls not translated into Spanish?????? Caramba!!!!

21. “rooting” … “for Lindsey?”
    Heh, heh … that’s funny …

22. Ya sure it’s not pork on a bone? Iowa’s best pork dish is a cutlet pounded out to about 10 inches wide, breaded, deep fried and served on a freshly baked bun.
    Sure wish I were well enough to get back up there again. Family’s from Lucas, Warren, Marion and Knox counties since 1856.

23. ……how could he not have gotten the memo that it’s now, in fact, Hitlery ‘ s turn?

    BTW, “Rose’s Turn,” from the musical “Gypsy,” is one of the great Broadway diva songs of all time. I can certainly hear Hillary singing it:

    Why did I do it?
    What did it get me?
    Broken vows and bimbo eruptions.
    I had a dream.
    I dreamed it for you, Chelsea.
    And if it wasn’t for me
    Then what would Dad be?
    A redneck J.D.!
    Starting now
    It’s gonna be my turn.
    Don’t I get a dream for myself?
    Etc., etc.

24. Has he ever been tested for developmental disabilities?