Daily Caller: A Japanese man died from seizures Friday, on a flight from Mexico City after he reportedly consumed 246 bags of cocaine.
The 42-year-old man, identified by authorities only as Udo N, died from seizures caused by a cerebral oedema, or swelling in the brain, aboard a flight bound for Japan from Mexico city.
His death was triggered by a drug overdose from consuming 246 plastic bags filled with cocaine, each measuring 2.5 cm long and 1 cm wide, which were found in his intestines and stomach during an autopsy, according to the Attorney General of Sonora. more here
That’s the wrong way to join the mile high club. Just in case you’re wondering.
now that’s some funny shit, right there
retard dies,
drug dealersthe Mex Gov is out all that coke … lmao“The 42-year-old man, identified by authorities only” as total dipshit.
he didnt need that airplane to fly.
Obviously unclear on the concept of getting high on cocaine.
“I say Holmes, how did he die?”
“Alimentary, my dear Watson!”
@Mansfield ~ the 246% solution
Man that’s commitment.
No update on which way he put those in his intestine? I mean, Japanese are hardcore. No tellin’ if he swallowed all those lil’ bindles or if he packed them in his basement.
Also….not complaining…. but they did name this guy “Udo N”. You know, Udon. As in Udon noodles.
I salute your casual racism, Mesiko. Well played.
a jap man was not forced by cartels to conceal drugs in his body. He decided vacation life was too much and wanted to overdose on drugs in his ass. peace be with him
Hoe Lee Phuq
MAY 29, 2019 AT 11:14 PM
“he didnt need that airplane to fly.”
…that handle sounds like a deadheading pilot on THIS flight…
https://youtu.be/AmclgO6w0C0
@Super. Yeah i remember when that happened. BFH had the link and the comments were funny as hell. I always think of doing that whenever a chinese or japanese story pops up.
Also forgot the 2 stewardess, Nosoop Foyu, Yugon Dai. (from comments)
Charlie, that was some funny shit. It was years ago, and it’s still funny.
It must have looked like a magician pulling hankies out of his sleeve when they pulled those bags out.
Udo missed the boat that day. He left the shack. But that was all he missed. And he ain’t comin back.
I can’t help but think that he was forced to do this by some cartel thugs, that or he was so stupid Darwin stepped in to issue yet another dumbass award.
Ahhhhh soooooo ……
Well, as my old supervisor used to say, “Stupidity is its own reward”. ;^)
Well no WTF coming from me. Anyone watch the series “Nothing to Declare?” Interesting how they catch them and what it takes to get the bags out of them. You can find them on Youboob. Customs are sweating bullets hoping that when they defecate that one bag doesn’t leak or explode. I got addicted to watching the different scenarios of people going through customs and getting busted.
OMG that is so gross! lol ^^^