Daily Caller: The New York City Health Department has released a guide on how to have sex during the coronavirus outbreak.
“Have sex with people close to you,” the guide says. “You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex.” read more
Or avoid sex altogether by hanging a large portrait of Hillary, Bill and Chelsea Clinton on every wall.
And how do they propose we handle the way government is always screwing the shit out of everyone??
I’m surprised they aren’t quoting Andrew Gillum. Goddamn perverts wouldn’t know common sense if it bit them in the ass.
It would be my understanding that masturbation releases all kinds of endorphins and dopamine which aids your immune system.
So I’m gonna live forever
Have sex with people close to you. You won’t spread CV but will probably spread AIDS and syphilis.
Good advice, after all advice of this kind is how we ended AIDS and all the other STD’s so that they no longer present any danger to us.
Did they include suggestions on “safe” toilet seat licking? That is the freak pervert degenerate leftists’ latest fad. Filthy and disgusting is just a jumping off point for progs.
I suspect suggesting they curtail rooting around in strangers assholes is liable to get you branded as a *phobe of the day.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/womans-coronavirus-challenge-viral-slammed
Now, now, as long as you do it safely… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVxSUz-Fk24
😉
You mean, ‘Just Say No’?
Wasn’t that a thing in the late 80s? The left laughed. . . just-say-no doesn’t work they said
My Petey B and I are ignoring the rimming guidelines!
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Is that like, “if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with”? That could be a song.
Zombies will come from the Democrat Party someday. It’s just a matter of time.
So say you are in a grocery store and the ‘closest person” to you is a 80 year old tranny with a Napoleonic complex. what then? Do you just jump their bones or do you try to seduce them with a bottle of wine from the liquor dept??
Darwin rules!
Seems the NYC health officials are a bunch of jerkoffs…
My wife just told me to go F myself so there’s that option this weekend.
Only have sex with those close to you, I thought incest was illegal in most states.
Wearing a condom and a haz-mat suit sounds pretty sexy. Oh, and you better bleach that a**hole first.
Put a helmet on your soldier before sending him into battle.
The best tip was on ‘rimming’ – that is, avoid putting your tongue up someone’s ass.
Unless you’re paid a lot of money to do it. Think: clinton —
Chinese ambassador backs Hillary Clinton tweet criticizing Trump’s ‘racist rhetoric:
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/it-is-true-chinese-ambassador-backs-hillary-clinton-tweet-criticizing-trumps-racist-rhetoric
I wear two condoms all the time. I take one off when I have sex; makes me feel like a wild man!
@Bo Tsar March 21, 2020 at 4:16 pm
“…Put a helmet on your soldier before sending him into battle…”
I thought you were supposed to put armor on your helmet before going into battle.
Anonymous MARCH 21, 2020 AT 4:28 PM –
That sounds like a Goodyear Double Eagle!
Have sex with someone close to you
Soooo no computer virtual sex????
I kinda figured when it comes to disease the further away they are the safer it would be but then I’m not a doctor
NYS issued graphic video promoting Safe sex
Video
practicing safe sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asouPYvrUtY
..
Who needs advice from the Government? I predict a baby boom in December!
Wouldn’t telesex be safer?
Have sex only with people close to you. Uh, OK, yeah.
Try having sex with people 6 feet or more away.
Sex, what’s sex, I haven’t had sex with any woman since before my wife died. And I’m not looking to get laid by a so called fuck buddy or female friend with benefits (we used to call that shacking up), I’m getting to be too old as well as wise to not do that. And besides most of the women on the dating scene now scare the hell out of me. I guess 35 + years of marriage will be enough for me.
NYC Health Dept. must be run by a lot of stupid leftists.
Liberals would want sex 10 minutes before being hung for treason. They are sex fiends and perverts above all and to the very last.
Bunch of idiots to worry about that when NYC infected rate went way up today.
@Anon
I’ve spanked the monkey enough times in my life to fill Dodger Stadium.
Ain’t gonna work. This ladies man needs music. To set the mood. Where am I gonna find “Boom chikka wow wow” on banjo?
Been married 24 years, and sex-free 15 of ’em! I’m probably safe… 😑
having sex only with a “a small circle of people”
Yep, that is going to work out well.
And the DOJ is asking Congress to give them the right to jail us without a trial.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/488821-doj-seeks-new-emergency-powers-amid-coronavirus-pandemic
^^^ Makes perfect sense since they’re freeing up space by letting real prisoners go!
s/
COVID-19, just the latest item on the long list of reasons I’m not getting laid.
They must have discarded the “social distancing” advice. Or were only joking about it to begin with.
New Yorkers; So stupid, they have to be told how to masturbate.
“Rimming (mouth on anus) may spread COVID19. Virus in feces might enter your mouth.”
No shit!