PUBLIC NOTICE: If you believe you were sold bad drugs, we are offering a free service to test them for you.
Douglas Peter Kelly, 49, of Hawthorne, found himself in a situation where he thought someone sold him the wrong illegal narcotic.
On Tuesday, Kelly contacted the sheriff’s office and said he purchased methamphetamine about a week earlier and had a “bad reaction” after smoking the narcotic.
The suspect said he believed because of the “violent reaction” he had after smoking the drug, he was sold the wrong narcotic. Kelly told detectives in the Drug unit he wanted the substance tested because he wanted to “press charges” on the person who sold him the wrong narcotic.
In an effort to ensure the quality of the drug the suspect purchased, detectives told Kelly if he came to the sheriff’s office they could test the narcotic he purchased.
Kelly drove to the sheriff’s office and handed detectives a clear, crystal-like substance wrapped in aluminum foil.
The substance field-tested positive for methamphetamine, the drug Kelly intended to purchase.
Kelly was arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine. He was walked to the Putnam County Jail and held on $5,000 bond.
Remember, our detectives are always ready to assist anyone who believes they were misled in their illegal drug purchase.
HT/ Paul Bunyan
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Yeah man but what they going to charge me?
Just a felony for it.
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Why put the idiot in prison instead of setting up a meth buy and cutting off the meth at the source?
But but but…He had no intent!!!111!!!!!1
You gotta wonder how he reached 49 being that stupid.
49?
Old enough to know better.
Maybe meth really does fuck up your brain!
izlamo delenda est …
I hope I look that good when I’m 75. Wait. 49??
And you know someone is going to call the Sheriff and take him up on it.
My brother was a narc dick years ago.’
He had a Bro call his office and report
that he was sold a bad “crack rock”. Bubba
drove out to where the Bro was and busted him.
He was pissed when bubba told him it was a very
powerful crack rock!
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(INHALE)
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Omg what a fuckin moron
A fool and his freedom are soon parted.
Crime is an IQ test.
I thought it was Tom Hanks