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The Curtain Rises On America’s Most Dysfunctional Gathering

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Moved from Milwaukee to an empty hotel room in Delaware, the convention’s atmosphere will be about as animated as Nancy Pelosi’s face — which remains frozen in time, like some wooly mammoth defrosting angrily in the Speaker’s Chair.

Things kick off to a flying start on Monday when Governors Andrew Cuomo and Gretchen Whitmer (NY and Michigan respectively) will update the nation with just how effectively they have managed to imprison their people, bankrupt small businesses in their state, and undermine law enforcement. Democrats call this multitasking. More

17 Comments on The Curtain Rises On America’s Most Dysfunctional Gathering

  1. gin blossom
    AUGUST 17, 2020 AT 12:33 PM
    “Lets see, it’s either the state hospital or the democrat convention.
    You’ll notice little difference.”

    …easy to tell, actually. Democrats shut all the looney bins down to get a big new pool of people crazy enough to vote for them, so in a sense the DNC IS the State Hospital…

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  2. They should hold it at The Village at Grand Traverse Commons, a former Michigan state mental asylum that has been renovated into office, residence and shopping. They even have some of the original equipment there used to treat patients with!
    Zap-Zap-Zap!

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  3. Thanks Dr. Tar. Will do. We had a local sportscaster that had been with the Kings Basketball franchise since they came to Sacramento get fired for tweeting “All lives matted”. Things are out of control.

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  4. …I’m not sure the RNC’s any BETTER, though, shot through as it is with actively undermining DIABLO eliteist, do-nothing RINO’s, butthurt Never Trumpers, and frightened little career politicians just wanting to be able to coast and point fingers at Democrats as the reason they can’t do anything, and not ACTUALLY have to make, you know, DECISIONS ‘n stuff, and really try to GOVERN, someone might call them a rayyyciss…

    https://i.imgflip.com/3mar8t.jpg

    https://www.usnews.com/dims4/USNEWS/ad5aa47/2147483647/resize/1200x%3E/quality/85/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beam.usnews.com%2F7b%2F35%2F8363d4ce44abbfdcfbd6b1cbf9af%2Fthumb-1.jpg

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  5. From the First State, the Diamond State, to hosting the Convention of the Party of Treason™ thus making itsef the bleached anus of the country!

    After Gov/Murderer Cuomhole visits DE, will he Coronatine himself as he requires others to do?!

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