Bernie Sanders to Undergo Hernia Procedure
NBC- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders will undergo an elective hernia procedure at a Washington, D.C. hospital on Monday, according to a statement from his Senate office.
Sanders, 74, will return to his Senate duties on Tuesday following the outpatient procedure at George Washington University Hospital, according to the release.
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Wishing you a speedy demise. (Yes, I said it.)
Carrying and delivering the bag of socialist bullshit finally got to him.
Why don’t they keep him for a week or two and try to pull his head outta his ass?
I thought Bernie Sanders WAS an elective hernia.
Neck up procedure?…
hey why the short wait for the surgery. good socialists wait for their turn and since you are elderly, Bernie, you should give the slot to a younger worker. That is what Lenin taught you, right?
He’s 74? WTH?
Remember when they said Reagan was too old at 69 in 1980?
Zeke Emanuel should be injecting him with his mandatory heroin overdose now.
He has to go get fixed up after the swift kick to the balls hillary gave him to thank him for his comments during the debate.
They recommended that but it’s so far up there they have to get him to swallow it first.
You may be confusing that with the other H-word: Hemmorhoid.
Will millennials put 2 and 2 together and manage to understand that Bernie is as old as their Grandpa who had the same surgery last year?
About 400,000 people die from medical screw-ups every year.
I don’t hear Sanders whining that we need common sense health care control laws. Maybe a 15 day wait for emergency room visits, or something just as sensible?
We can hope for the best outcome with his surgery, and that Hillary has another stroke.
I’m surprised that the Deviant Gender SJW Whiner Squads allow him to have a hernia.
The way that got strains like a constipated colon whenever he speaks, I’m surprised this doesn’t happen to him monthly.
that GUY. Oy vey. GUY not got.
How’d he come up with a hernia when all of us are the ones doing the heavy lifting?
When Obama heard about it he said “thank me” we have Obamacare! just give the old geezer a pill to make him comfortable and sit him over in the corner out of the way!
Feel the Bernia!
The Mad Hatter is finally undergoing some much needed brain surgery!
Doesn’t surgery on old geezer Socialists cause climate change??
Oh, right, Bernie is exempt.
Here’s hoping the gas passer gives him CO2 instead of O2.
I thought maybe you meant GOAT.
Or CO. Remember the movie “Coma”?
His hemorrhoid transplant is scheduled for after January 1.
Hillary’s going to have him sent floating gently down the Joan Rivers.
And follow the lead from Below Average Britain’s NHS, tie on a toe tag stating, “DO NOT HYDRATE.” Rumor has it they wipe out 140,000 people a year doing that shiz
When mine popped it was the size of a lemon, there was nothing elective about having it repaired, and it sure as hell wasn’t outpatient surgery.
Sumpthin’ ain’t right…
Medical error or post-op infection please!
Only the very finest in O-Care for this socialist turd. He should be denied care and given a death panel sentence.
Too bad if he did not get a black surgeon who got into college and med school on Affirmative Action, and he or she was given passing grades just for being black, and hired at the hospital because of being black, and has multiple malpractice law suits for botched surgeries because the black surgeon could not pass any medical classes. That is the surgeon all facist progressives need.