It’s a real thing. Viagra sausages.
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Let the puns begin.
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How do you know? LOL. Honestly this is way past the Dutch Rudder, which scarred me, Help!
Copyright infringement lawsuit by manufacturers of Viagra and SOS pads in 5…4…3…2…1…
😉
Do you eat them raw or does cooking them make’em more firm?
They melt in your mouth?
Not in your hand?
Man, the world has changed. I just want damn breakfast. NO BS.
Tart but not tangy……it explodes in your mouth,…. Over the mouth over the gums look out face here it comes!!! Sorry,about that. I apologize. SOS=stiff our staff …… What wine pairs best???
If you chew your sausage for more than 4 hours, seek a medical professional.
Well, got to go. That classic “Lesbian Vampire Killers” is on.
Best served with Mooch Buns, extra large and doughy.
Just don’t get one stuck in your throat or you’ll get a stiff neck.
“See your doctor if you have an erection lasting longer that four hours.”
What the hell’s wrong with that?!?!
BHO has several daily.
when i was a yoot there was a gum called Freshen Up. Gum with a juicy jelled center.
We called it . . .
Cum Gum
***This is a food product. Not to be used rectally.
Sounds like something clowns or rabid hobos would be serving up in the after show dinner tent or at the shanty town dumpster fire. at least that’s what I envision.
The bizarre food contains pork, alongside Red Chinese & Siberian Ginseng, L’Arginine and Horny Goat Weed.
Let me translate: Doesn’t work and tastes like ass.
SOS is code for Shit On a Shingle. Where’s the shingle?
Well, you can’t beat that!
Do they come in foot long schlong size? It’s theme song/jingle should be, I wish to be a Viagra boner weiner…
Looks like Anthony Weiner’s finally gonna get that dream endorsement gig!
Anthony’s Weiners
Let’s be frank, they’re loved
by Iranian Skanks the world over!
Those are going to be mighty expensive wieners since Viagra is about $15 per pill. Add that to the price of a pack of good wieners, not chicken or turkey cheap wieners and anybody who pays that price of probably around $100 or so is really getting screwed.
They’ll be a whopping big hit at the monthly pancake breakfast at Mans’ Country.
@cato: Most guys aren’t limber enough to chew their sausage.