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The Washington Post is in a major rough spot. The once iconic publication has lost a ton of its traffic since 2021 and their unhinged lefty writers are deserting them.
Now they’re attempting to rebrand. They are dropping their ‘democracy dies in darkness’ slogan in favor of a new one that’s not much better.
It’s not clear how this is supposed to turn around their losing streak. More
How about.. “Lets purposely f*uck up as much stuff as we can, and then blame it on the republicans.”
msg to pedocrat *******; this is not a democracy, assholes
How about a little honesty in sloganeering?
Democracy, schmemocrocacy! We wanna KING!
Because “Trust us for honest news and quality journalism” would never be approved by management.
How about “Because Potty Pads are Expensive”.
Democracy means being ruled by those who excel at manipulating midwits and morons.
…maybe “The Avengers” can suggest a slogan…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvUe8fIuNs&t=1m01s
Oscar Wilde came up with a much better one just before he expired:
“That wallpaper has got to go”.
They should have their heads riveted to the carpet.
“WaPo: The Best Propaganda Money Can Buy!”
Ummmmmmm, ”Riveting Storytelling for All of America”… hasn’t wapo been telling “stories” for years?
Anyone remember Janet Cooke’s “Jimmy’s World” from the WaPo?
Pet tested.
Birdcage approved.
“All The News That’s Fit For Shit”
The more money that ‘financial genius’ Bezos loses here, the more reason to smile.
wacompost assholes, sk dk
Oh, look. Jeffie made a mess by the editorial desk.
He needs a good swat with a rolled-up newspaper.
WAPO just needs to tweek its existing slogan a little: Democracy Dies In Darkness. Due To A Pillow We Are Holding Over Its Face.