To the bathroom at a coworkers house party! OMf”nG… these people really do exist!
Mexico
The relatives for that dreaded Sunday dinner-freak show.
Walmart
To Hillary C’s house as an EMT only to be the one looked at to administrator mouth to mouth.
Any public shithouse.
The Capitol.
The Whitehouse.
DOJ
You’re all wrong.
Proctologist!
Within olfactory range of Crabby Grandma Hilary
Urologist
Proctologist? That’s no big deal, But, if they start getting chummy chummy with me, that’s a different story!
Alimony Hearing
Work
Inigo Montoya
Or if both hands are on your shoulders during the exam.
A NYC subway toilet.
I always demand a female proctologist, between 28 to 45, you’d be surprised what you get 😎
HRC rally
the DMV
Hair salon, I hate sitting still that long.
The Dentist, if it’s Jack Nicholson in “Little Shop of Horrors.”
See? I got 2 threads covered in one post.
Pep rally for democrats.
I know! I know! To funny!
Dentist.
Into a bathroom stall after a sweaty, mouth breathing, behemoth comes squeezing out of it looking like he just ran 5 miles.
Any portapotty.
Funerals
Anywhere on I5
We have to pick our mail up from a post office box and I dread getting a package notice. Means I have to stand in line for 20 minutes or more unless I’m lucky enough to catch the front of the line.
Pap Smear
Going into our garage. Geoff C. The Saltine needs to clean it out and I’m afraid of banging ankles or knees into stuff while I’m searching for something.
With my pet on her last ride.
(Not Slinky, she’s still OK)
#1 – Baptist Hospital in Little Rock.
Court.
Jail.
Having to speak at any event.
Talk about kicking the door wide open.
I get panic attacks if I attempt to drive over high bridges or steep mountain roads with sharp drops. It terrifies me. Therefore, I avoid them. Like the Sunrise Highway coming down from Mt. Laguna in San Diego County or like this bridge near Big Sur:
Weiner’s hard drive….ewwwwwwww!
The Dentist
dmv
To the bathroom at a coworkers house party! OMf”nG… these people really do exist!
Mexico
The relatives for that dreaded Sunday dinner-freak show.
Walmart
To Hillary C’s house as an EMT only to be the one looked at to administrator mouth to mouth.
Any public shithouse.
The Capitol.
The Whitehouse.
DOJ
You’re all wrong.
Proctologist!
Within olfactory range of Crabby Grandma Hilary
Urologist
Proctologist? That’s no big deal, But, if they start getting chummy chummy with me, that’s a different story!
Alimony Hearing
Work
Inigo Montoya
Or if both hands are on your shoulders during the exam.
A NYC subway toilet.
I always demand a female proctologist, between 28 to 45, you’d be surprised what you get 😎
HRC rally
the DMV
Hair salon, I hate sitting still that long.
The Dentist, if it’s Jack Nicholson in “Little Shop of Horrors.”
See? I got 2 threads covered in one post.
Pep rally for democrats.
I know! I know! To funny!
Dentist.
Into a bathroom stall after a sweaty, mouth breathing, behemoth comes squeezing out of it looking like he just ran 5 miles.
Any portapotty.
Funerals
Anywhere on I5
We have to pick our mail up from a post office box and I dread getting a package notice. Means I have to stand in line for 20 minutes or more unless I’m lucky enough to catch the front of the line.
Pap Smear
Going into our garage. Geoff C. The Saltine needs to clean it out and I’m afraid of banging ankles or knees into stuff while I’m searching for something.
With my pet on her last ride.
(Not Slinky, she’s still OK)
#1 – Baptist Hospital in Little Rock.
Court.
Jail.
Having to speak at any event.
Talk about kicking the door wide open.
I get panic attacks if I attempt to drive over high bridges or steep mountain roads with sharp drops. It terrifies me. Therefore, I avoid them. Like the Sunrise Highway coming down from Mt. Laguna in San Diego County or like this bridge near Big Sur:
https://www.google.com/search?q=big+sur+bridge&espv=2&biw=1858&bih=1014&site=webhp&tbm=isch&imgil=0ZAu_DRpQMuKzM%253A%253BJpYY6eRFE1jIYM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fcommons.wikimedia.org%25252Fwiki%25252FFile%25253ABig_Sur_bridge%25252C_Monterey_County.jpg&source=iu&pf=m&fir=0ZAu_DRpQMuKzM%253A%252CJpYY6eRFE1jIYM%252C_&usg=__p4So7JwX_1Uk9X2m4y8Z11F1JIg%3D&dpr=1&ved=0ahUKEwj6nPOzw4bQAhVBKGMKHfvND4AQyjcISQ&ei=CAAYWPr4CsHQjAP7m7-ACA#imgrc=0ZAu_DRpQMuKzM%3A.
Democrat Town
Trust me, you’ll not want to go here. 👿
Hillary’s “nether-regions”!
Denny’s
Anywhere, ever… Go away.
Survey SAYS!…. Washington, DC!!
My company’s corporate headquarters
Nursing homes. I visited someone in one on Sunday. Extremely creepy and smells of urine.
IRS office for an “interview”.
Anywhere that requires that I get on a plane.
Detroit what’s left of it
Public bathrooms, especially in parks.
St. Mary’s Hospital (MD)
izlamo delenda est …
Upstairs – to try to pull Barky and Reggie apart … ugh!
Screaming … blood and shit! Man, it’s a big fucking deal!