So, a woman’s parts are no longer special, enchanting or powerful. Men’s genitalia trumps them.
In fact, I’m going to go on record and say Mother Nature is a dude who identifies as a woman because men just control everything. The most powerful, noisy activist woman still can’t stay empowered because, ultimately, they yield to a dude.
Leftist theory, strung out to its logical conclusion, always implodes on itself.
ht/ crackerbaby
Just knit a purple schlong on top of the hat and then you’ll be fine
They just fuckin’ want it all…. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=you+tubea+pink+carnation+and+a+broken+heart&view=detail&mid=BCCA59718D7BB34F0ABABCCA59718D7BB34F0ABA&FORM=VIRE
Now I’m imagining they all toss their hats a la Mary Tyler Moore, after all!
They are more gimmick than cause. Pfft.
Barely functional retards, like the rest of the left.
Wouldn’t it be more cost effective just to sew a DICK on the existing hats? No balls just a dick!
So Bruce will be able to attend
they might not include trans women or nonbinary women or maybe women whose [genitals] are not pink,” Ms. Hopps said.
Chop some parts off, sew some parts on.
Make some without embellishment.
Make some with a giant afro
Make a few that would fit on the smokestack of an old time locomotive
Make a couple gray ones
Some blue waffle looking ones
Some with three or more of those things on top.
Like that
I was telling DH the other day that we need to get our moocher stray cat a pink pussy hat. She sleeps outside, I don’t think the coons or skunks would mind.
I hope the Ladies don’t try to flush them down the toilet…
Ass Hats would be apropos.
How about an X Chromosome hat? Or maybe a straitjacket.
Sew some balls on them.
It’d probably be prudent to switch to dunce hats. Or just add a propeller to the top.