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“Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sh!t”

Saturday, 9 April 2022, 22:30 MJA Uncategorized 30

“No Amendment is ABSOLUTE!” Says BIDEN – Buddy Brown.

30 Comments on “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sh!t”

  1. I’m totally an advocate for the return of slavery. No need to base it on race. Plenty of stupid people out there who need guidance and discipline in their lives.

    I’d advertise. For slaves. And I bet people would willingly sign up if it meant free room and board.

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  3. Col. Burr, historically opposed to slavery but am willing to learn

    It’s called the IRS.

    Not independent rear suspension, the other IRS. The evileeerrr one.

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  4. I’m not competing with the IRS. I’m siphoning from the department of corrections and the judicial system.

    Think about it. You’re so broke and in debt you’re facing jail time. Then I show up. I buy your debt and fines. Now I own you for 7 years or so. FedGov is happy because no trial or incarceration costs. I’m happy because I have free labor for 7 years and the broke guy is happy because he’s taken care of and immune from prosecution for 7 years. Plus, no jail record.

    Heads up though, year 7 Ima work you like a dawg cuz’ I only got you for a short period.

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  6. Hahahahahaha….IRS ain’t gonna’ make you pave my dirt road.

    I got an orchard what needs tending to and I need someone to alphabetize my collection of refrigerator magnet letters.

    I can buy 4 slaves to start and if my manual lawn mowing service takes off, a dozen more.

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  15. You are telling me slaves can repair a road? Properly?

    I’d beat many mofos to make that a true statement.

    You are just talking shit about MODOT. They can’t do shit correctly. MODOT SUCKS!

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  16. Burr, I find myself negotiating this race on Eriks behalf. Obviously you’re pretty speedy on two wheels. Most of Eriks race experience has been on a lawn tractor powered by a VW air cooled motor that produced slightly less horsepower than the original Briggs and Straton. Eriks riding a Hodoka with the original top end. For these reasons we do not believe Erik should be required to haul around an additional 1.5 Mehicans. We might be agreeable to .5 Mehicans but I need to confer with y client.

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  17. How are you guys making this so complicated? First, we get the slaves to build the road….yes, many beating will ensue…next, I’m riding an aftermarket rocket3 and Erik is riding…..I can’t remember….whatever he can steal.

    The weight difference is due to Eriks meth addiction so either he’s gotta carry a skinny Mesikin on the back or 70 lbs of crystal.

    Or dynamite. That way it’s interesting for both of us.

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  19. 43 horsepower! My door pillar sticker proclaims 60 hp.

    I’ve drove shit that was worse. Or even a higher number that was worse.

    I also own, and drove for many years, an OM-617. Diesel.

    I tell you what, they both went up caney mountain at 60 mph.

    my 330 ford barely got over 12 mph. uhh. with 20,000 pounds payload. That was fucking heavy.

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  21. Burr, your slanderous accusation of drug use by my client are unfounded. We have documentation proving he has a tape worm the size of an Anaconda. We demand an apology sir.

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  22. Tape worms ain’t indiginous so’s yer client is a human smuggler.

    The bigger issue is discovering what the fudge Erik was supposed to ride…I think his bike comes from one of the swarthier regions of Yurrup…..

    And anyways, you’re just trying to get out of a heart attack inducing tour of hidden NorCal.

    Pope valley looks a drunken preschooler with epilepsy drew the road maps. It’s great. Then we’ll go all the way down to Sanna Cruz county and find the secret China Grove road. It’s blocked off with a fallen tree and the road is all slipper cuz of the inches of leaves everywhere… but it’s worth it to see the startled looks of dog walkers. Plus, Al used to live around there so it’s fun looking for all the graffiti he left behind. His tag was “AssMA$terMac”. It’s all over Sanna Cruz. Dude was committed.

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  23. Jo(k)e was just greasing the skids so when they try to use the 25th amendment to blow his ass out of office he can claim that “no amendment is absolute “

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  24. Burr, your slavery scheme is already being done and it works quite well. Here’s how it works:

    1. Encourage everyone to go into debt up to their skinny or fat ass by any and all of the usual ways: Colledge loan, then a mortgage. Throw in a couple car payments and payments on a boat or rv or both.

    2. Then raise the cost of energy and food. That should take care of what’s left after the loan payments are mailed out, or they can make their payments online, of course.

    3. Next, raise taxes. That will consume the rest of the fiat money. Don’t forget property taxes. That will show all those Boomers trying to survive on fixed incomes who’s the boss NOW!

    There. Now you have all the salves you can handle, bro.

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  26. The premise of their argument that no right is absolute, that you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater when there is no fire, is based on a lie, it’s a vocabulary sleight of hand D’rats are well known for. Rights are absolute or they would be privileges. And, we do not have a Bill of Privileges!

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  28. Then the individual States may ignore the 16th and 17th?
    Or “interpret” them as they see fit?

    If states can run roughshod over the 1st and 2nd, then why not the 13th, 15th, 16th, and the 17th? Simply because the Constitutionally illiterate maggot shysters on the SCROTUS say so? Not a very compelling reason, is it?

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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