bitterclinger has chosen the winners of the Bernie Sanders secret service code name game.
Honorable mentions to MJA with “Bernacle” and Illustr8r with “Efferdent.”
2nd Runner-up: Diogenes — “Red Menace”
1st Runner -up: Even Steven — “Depends”
And the winner is…..
Winner: Willysgoatgruff — “Mothballs”
Thanks to all our players. You may pick up your participation trophies at the iOTWReport courtesy desk in the lobby.
(Willy, contact BFH at bigfurhat.mail@gmail.com)
MouthBalls?
WOW…HA HA HA…I just thought that if you stood next to Bernie you’d smell mothballs and well used lavender toilet water…memories from my youth….Thank you!….great comments from everyone…I still chuckle….Oh boy, that was fun…
Yes. And eeeeewwwwwww!
Can’t you just hear a Secret Service guy talking into his lapel: Mothballs has left the building; Mothballs is on the move.
Strap on a pair of… mothballs!
congrats willy. Showing your age. Why, nowadays these dam whippersnappers wouldnt know what a mothball smells like. Unless they stood next to Burn
Hey, neat! Any time my name is not included within a sentence full of cuss words is a good time in my book.
Congratulations, Willysgoatgruff !
Damn, been busy with the elections, we primary next.
My late write in is…
Colonel Mustard
Props to the winner.
It was an hilarious thread, thank you!
But seriously, when do you award the participation juice boxes to the rest of us?
Congratulations to willysgoatgruff and the runners up!
Waaaaaaaaaa, where’s my free IOTWR bucks and Feel The Bern phone, Bernie Stamps, free Bernie housing, kollage edjumakation, vacation from doing nothing?
OTOH, a mothball smell may be just what the WH needs
after 8 yrs of Mooch, her momma,
and Reggie nights every Friday.
Mothballs! That’s hilarious! I’m going to refer to Bernie as mothballs from now on whenever I comment about him at various sites. Maybe it will stick!
Wheres my participation trophy?
Commie cadaver
Old, old joke….”Have you ever smelled mothballs?”….”why yes I have”…”How’d you get your nose between their little leg?”….
Congratulations Willysgoatgruff, Even Steven, and Diogenes. I can tell, Bernie is going to put you all high up on his shitlist. lol
Congrats, willy !!
There were lots of good ones.
We need more contests, like we used to have.
Congratulations everyone! Even Steven. I apologize for what looked like I stole your “Depends.” ? I scrolled down in the comments really fast without reading them all because I didn’t want someone to beat me to the punch. But you did! I learned my IOTWReport lesson.
“from now on, your Delta Tau Chi name in …..Mothball”
…I didn’t know Bernie went to Faber College
Great job, top dogs (and goat)! Those were all funny.
Mothballs remind me of Woolworth’s. The one in my town always smelled like them.
No problem, Jerry! It’s the first thing that came to mind with me, too.
I demand a recount. There is obvious coin-flip tampering and a conspiracy of White Male Privilege at work here! 🙂
Congrats Willysgoatgruff!
Agreed Diogenes!
In fact, Willysgoatgruff spread a nasty rumor that I was dropping out of the contest when I was simply going home for some wool socks and tequila.
I actually would have won but MJA took all my default votes!
Loco, it ain’t my fault. You should have known to bring a 2 headed coin.
I leave town for one day, and you host the single most awesome
contest of My lifetime….
I submit under feigned protest
Doom Papa Mao Mao
Trey Gowdy will be involved….and sure as shit nothing will
happen.
Now it’s time for Hillary’ secret service code name contest ,