33 Comments on If a Tree Farts in the Forest, Does it Make a Sound?
Not sure about farting, but the trees in my yard seem to shit during various seasonal changes.
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Yes, You’ll notice a loud bark!
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Somebody needs a real job and not one studying whether or not a tree farts in the woods. And would tree farts and their residue smell like old moldy leaves and other detritus. Go ask Treebeard and see if he’ll tell you if a tree farts in the woods. I bet tree farts are nothing but carbon dioxide released by the tree as a natural process of photosynthesis. Maybe the edjamacated idiots who study whether trees fart or not should just leave it alone.
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Trees now cause global warming?
How about Soy Plants?
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And yet the air in the forests smell so sweet.
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Maybe we’re barking up the wrong tree studying tree farts. And do pine tree farts smell like Pinesol?
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Guess Eric Swalwell has cedar in his DNA.
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Of course trees outgas.
All plants do.
Usually Oxygen – the product from photosynthesis.
Back in the old days we studied that stuff before we got to middle school – now they get it in college?
Sheesh.
Conservation of Mass (which would involve racist maff) should give them all the answers they need to fabricate without annoying the trees. But, I guess they have to pretend that they’re actually doing something.
izlamo delenda est …
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Chuckie – In Eric’s case itz seater…
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…i once saw a giant, complex study over several years and in many locations with multiple authors about why does a desert toad pee before it jumps.
The conclusion was so it could jump further.
Not sure how anyone benefited by this.
But I AM sure no one asked the TOAD if it was because it had the piss scared out of it by an ugly ass scientist…
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I heard of barking spiders before but never a barking tree unless it was a dogwood.
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I’m sure a government funded study is forthcoming to confirm.
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I accidentally walked into a troop of street mimes when one fell right in front of me and I didn’t hear him
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How much greenhouse gas is released by the forest-fed “renewable” power plants?
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Well when these idiots have their way with reducing atmospheric co2 we’re going to see an environment that’s not hospitable to plant life and a lot more trees dying off. Which of course will require more tax dollars to build more carbon capture contraptions to suck away an ever increasing amount of dead and dying trees.
Not to mention farms being unable to producing and dead humans emitting farts.
clown world.
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So every piece of lumber we we buy will have a carbon tax added?
I think the largest producer of Co2 is Congress.
More bullshit than livestock.
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Ronald Reagan is proven correct.
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And to think, somebody used this garbage as a thesis for their PHD in agriculture.
PHD stands for “Piled Higher and Deeper”
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A people who believe in nonsense are vulnerable to defeat.
Who got off the ground and actually accomplished controlled flight..? It wasn’t the fat cat main stream scientific community. It was two independent free Americans.
Look at what the establishment did to Tesla, Trucker, and many others.
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The product of academic brain farts.
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And this is why the Dems want to erase tuition debt
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Didn’t Ronald Reagan (peace be upon him) get in trouble for comparing the hydrocarbon emissions of cars with those of trees?
Heh…no smoking within 100 feet of the General Sherman Tree.
Every human gives off a couple gallons of gas every day. They’ll want to eradicate 90% of us to save the world.
Every human gives off a couple gallons of gas every day.
Now I know why itz called a bucket!
If you’ve EVER driven by Canton, NC on I-40, when the pulp mill is at full song, you’ll KNOW that trees fart!!! 🤮🤮🤮
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how much CO2 is in a can of coke?
co2ke I really wish subscripts would be supported in text.
If the current “President” Farts in the Oval Office does he shit his pant every time?
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What about all the decaying leaves that they drop every fall?
OMG! We have to kill off the trees in order to save them…
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Maple tree farts make me hungry for pancakes.
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That would certainly give new meaning to the British children’s book The Wind In The Willows by Kenneth Grahame.
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Some brilliant leftist will decide to cut down all trees because they are bad for the environment and make boards out of plastic. And Biden will give them an award!
Not sure about farting, but the trees in my yard seem to shit during various seasonal changes.
Yes, You’ll notice a loud bark!
Somebody needs a real job and not one studying whether or not a tree farts in the woods. And would tree farts and their residue smell like old moldy leaves and other detritus. Go ask Treebeard and see if he’ll tell you if a tree farts in the woods. I bet tree farts are nothing but carbon dioxide released by the tree as a natural process of photosynthesis. Maybe the edjamacated idiots who study whether trees fart or not should just leave it alone.
Trees now cause global warming?
How about Soy Plants?
And yet the air in the forests smell so sweet.
Maybe we’re barking up the wrong tree studying tree farts. And do pine tree farts smell like Pinesol?
Guess Eric Swalwell has cedar in his DNA.
Of course trees outgas.
All plants do.
Usually Oxygen – the product from photosynthesis.
Back in the old days we studied that stuff before we got to middle school – now they get it in college?
Sheesh.
Conservation of Mass (which would involve racist maff) should give them all the answers they need to fabricate without annoying the trees. But, I guess they have to pretend that they’re actually doing something.
izlamo delenda est …
Chuckie – In Eric’s case itz seater…
…i once saw a giant, complex study over several years and in many locations with multiple authors about why does a desert toad pee before it jumps.
The conclusion was so it could jump further.
Not sure how anyone benefited by this.
But I AM sure no one asked the TOAD if it was because it had the piss scared out of it by an ugly ass scientist…
I heard of barking spiders before but never a barking tree unless it was a dogwood.
I’m sure a government funded study is forthcoming to confirm.
I accidentally walked into a troop of street mimes when one fell right in front of me and I didn’t hear him
How much greenhouse gas is released by the forest-fed “renewable” power plants?
Well when these idiots have their way with reducing atmospheric co2 we’re going to see an environment that’s not hospitable to plant life and a lot more trees dying off. Which of course will require more tax dollars to build more carbon capture contraptions to suck away an ever increasing amount of dead and dying trees.
Not to mention farms being unable to producing and dead humans emitting farts.
clown world.
So every piece of lumber we we buy will have a carbon tax added?
I think the largest producer of Co2 is Congress.
More bullshit than livestock.
Ronald Reagan is proven correct.
And to think, somebody used this garbage as a thesis for their PHD in agriculture.
PHD stands for “Piled Higher and Deeper”
A people who believe in nonsense are vulnerable to defeat.
Who got off the ground and actually accomplished controlled flight..? It wasn’t the fat cat main stream scientific community. It was two independent free Americans.
Look at what the establishment did to Tesla, Trucker, and many others.
The product of academic brain farts.
And this is why the Dems want to erase tuition debt
Didn’t Ronald Reagan (peace be upon him) get in trouble for comparing the hydrocarbon emissions of cars with those of trees?
Heh…no smoking within 100 feet of the General Sherman Tree.
Every human gives off a couple gallons of gas every day. They’ll want to eradicate 90% of us to save the world.
Every human gives off a couple gallons of gas every day.
Now I know why itz called a bucket!
If you’ve EVER driven by Canton, NC on I-40, when the pulp mill is at full song, you’ll KNOW that trees fart!!! 🤮🤮🤮
how much CO2 is in a can of coke?
co2ke I really wish subscripts would be supported in text.
If the current “President” Farts in the Oval Office does he shit his pant every time?
What about all the decaying leaves that they drop every fall?
OMG! We have to kill off the trees in order to save them…
Maple tree farts make me hungry for pancakes.
That would certainly give new meaning to the British children’s book The Wind In The Willows by Kenneth Grahame.
Some brilliant leftist will decide to cut down all trees because they are bad for the environment and make boards out of plastic. And Biden will give them an award!
@MissInMi
Pancakes!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome.
How about Hickory?
@Kcir
Ribs!