Prince Philip Dies at 99 – IOTW Report

Prince Philip Dies at 99

RIP

52 Comments on Prince Philip Dies at 99

  1. …tough to get too het up about the obsolete fucktoy of obsolete royalty. RIP I guess, dude who at least didn’t publicly dick down any POC woke American chicks so we didn’t have to hear about it ad nauseum afterwards, so I guess we can be grateful to you for THAT…

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  2. ChickenCheeks
    APRIL 9, 2021 AT 8:29 AM
    “When two people have been married that long and one dies, the spouse will follow within a year or two. Usually.”

    …truth. I’ve seen that when I was transporting patients where you’d sometimes get the second one dead the same night the first one died, but in my experience it’s more common if the woman dies first, because old women seem much better equipped to move on alone than old men do, perhaps because it’s kind of expected to go down that way your whole life, but also because dudes get WAY less emotional support or openly WANT it because, c’mon, we’re DUDES, we’re not supposed to have feelings n stuff…

    …only we DO, we just try to deny them until they become toxic and kill us.

    …Just the way it is, I didn’t design it, I’m only an observer…

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  3. Ah, well, I do feel bad for the Queen (even if I do suspect she covered up Diana’s murder)… so may God comfort those who need it right now.

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  4. Chicken Cheeks: Maybe because one was 99 and the other is 95 – and nobody gets out of here alive.

    Anonymous – I assume you are joking. But I’ll pretend you’re serious – Prince Philip is married to the Queen. The only way he would be King is if he inherited the crown. He did not.

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  5. Didn’t he just take the gene therapy shot?

    Forbidden to imply that was the cause, i presume.

    Even though people who were in motorcycle wrecks were counted as covid deaths.

    ====

    By now everyone must know that they changed the way deaths are registered pertaining to the cause. From died from to died with.

    Several studies have shown what the death numbers would have looked like if they had used the numbers that had been in place since 2003.
    There were 9 thousand deaths under the old way of registering deaths at the same time as the US death total from covid was listed as 161 thousand. Another study had 25 thousand deaths when the official number was over 400 thousand calculated by the new method.

    There are so many scams eminating from wash dc that i hesitate to call it the biggest scam in history. But it is a big one.
    And of course the republican senate, that had oversight, did not do a damn thing.
    I’m thinking of forming a hate group that hates republican legislators.

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  6. chuffed-beyond-words APRIL 9, 2021 AT 8:37 AM
    “Ah, well, I do feel bad for the Queen (even if I do suspect she covered up Diana’s murder)… so may God comfort those who need it right now.”

    …knocking off worthless and shrill pre-woke “lady” Landmine Di was about the ONLY thing the Queen ever did that I have any respect for. That’s the ONE good thing she’s done in her whole useless reign with her whole messed-up family, at least she succeeded in keeping Muzzies out of it (if not out of “lady” Di herself) as long as she lived.

    …in fact, if she’d like to bump off a couple of OTHER princesses on her way out, that would be a REAL service to mankind, although TMZ sure wouldn’t be happy…

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  7. He lived in luxury for 99 years.
    The British royalty serves no purchase other than pomp and circumstances.
    The Prime Minister and Parliament run things.
    The queen or king merely serve in a ceremonial manner.
    Show up for ceremonies, live in the palace and reproduce other heirs.
    Princess Di’s bastard red haired boy and his evil black wife have no significance whatsoever.
    That being said, this story will take over and hide the corruption of the senile old bastard pretending to be president.
    Royal funerals and weddings are great filler for the fake news.

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  8. no other comment needed

    If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
    Prince Philip

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  9. #xxx – thank you for calling it the gene therapy shot.

    They can call it a vaccine – doesn’t make it one. (But in newspeak, paid leave is infrastructure – so there’s that too)

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  10. msloosedag
    APRIL 9, 2021 AT 9:12 AM
    “Supernightshade, if that is the only thing you respect about Queen Elizabeth, you don’t know much about Queen Elizabeth.”

    …the whole concept of royalty is ridiculous even when they HAD power, its divine right bullshit that never had any place in civilized society and still doesn’t. Royalty is so inbred it probably can’t think, and at best she’s the fading symbol of the end of pre-caliphate England who did nothing to stop it (other than knocking off her aforementioned erstwhile Muzzle humping daughter-in-law), and really seems kind of too involved on her mentally challenged family affairs to even speak out against any of our modern evils.

    …I’m pretty sure someone else could have visited hospitals and such, and whatever the hell else this scion of murderous Tudors did for her public welfare check, probably don’t need to support a bunch of creeps in palaces in splendor and tiaras just for that, althogh there’s lots of folks who would have to write more about how great Kamala Harris and Cardi B are if it wasn’t for the “royals” in the supermarket checkout rags, so there’s that.

    Sorry, there’s nothing this woman could do or could have done that actually justifies a single person kneeling before her.

    No person is worthy of that but God Himself.

    …which royalty claims to be annointed by, and also claims to be head of His church BTW, based on nothing other than the guy who poked the sister of Elizabeth II’s ancestor on the side before locking his old wife up in a tower and making his own religion just so he could grant himself a divorce, so they DOUBLY usurp the role of God and lead many to hell in the C of E as a result, so THATS not a great thing either…

    …there’s a whole LOT of other problems with royalty, but as usual I’m already too long, so I’ll just use one example of her “knights” to demonstrate what a blithering idiot this woman has been for YEARS.

    Sir Paul McCartney.

    …’nuff said.

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  11. Dead at age 99. So it was Corona then?

    I don’t wish the Royal Family any ill will. Living that life would be the same as being imprisoned for my entire life. No thanks.

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  12. My first thought that was the Queen now has no one to talk to about how messed up the younger royals are.
    99 and living w/ a heart condition? That’s pretty good survival.

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  13. I may have to reconsider my previous post. I forgot about this gem of a quote.
    “In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.”

    – Prince Philip 1988

    I guess just by just dropping dead he accomplished the same goal of depopulation.

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  14. Monarchy:
    The Reason that the United States and Your Constitution (one of the greatest documents ever written) came into existence.

    So That Birthright should not determine Destiny but rather Merit.

    That is The United States Of America

    Royalty does not exist.

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  15. Also, Phil fathered one of the ugliest princes in modern times.

    Chuck (Dumbo) is now a cuck environmentalist who lives in castles, has aircraft, yachts, armed security, and are mostly tax exempt.

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  16. billyhall2006 ☑
    APRIL 9, 2021 AT 10:13 AM
    “^^^ “…the whole concept of royalty is ridiculous…”

    “Virtue is not hereditary”
    Thomas Paine”

    …the Bible warns about kings, as in “Don’t have one”.

    “7 And the Lord said unto Samuel, Hearken unto the voice of the people in all that they say unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them.

    8 According to all the works which they have done since the day that I brought them up out of Egypt even unto this day, wherewith they have forsaken me, and served other gods, so do they also unto thee.

    9 Now therefore hearken unto their voice: howbeit yet protest solemnly unto them, and shew them the manner of the king that shall reign over them.

    10 And Samuel told all the words of the Lord unto the people that asked of him a king.

    11 And he said, This will be the manner of the king that shall reign over you: He will take your sons, and appoint them for himself, for his chariots, and to be his horsemen; and some shall run before his chariots.

    12 And he will appoint him captains over thousands, and captains over fifties; and will set them to ear his ground, and to reap his harvest, and to make his instruments of war, and instruments of his chariots.

    13 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

    14 And he will take your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, even the best of them, and give them to his servants.

    15 And he will take the tenth of your seed, and of your vineyards, and give to his officers, and to his servants.

    16 And he will take your menservants, and your maidservants, and your goodliest young men, and your asses, and put them to his work.

    17 He will take the tenth of your sheep: and ye shall be his servants.

    18 And ye shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have chosen you; and the Lord will not hear you in that day.”
    1 Samuel 8, 7-18

    …Samuel himself made a lousy argument for hereditary rule, because his OWN sons were obviously unfit to be a Judge in his place

    “8 And it came to pass, when Samuel was old, that he made his sons judges over Israel.

    2 Now the name of his firstborn was Joel; and the name of his second, Abiah: they were judges in Beersheba.

    3 And his sons walked not in his ways, but turned aside after lucre, and took bribes, and perverted judgment.

    4 Then all the elders of Israel gathered themselves together, and came to Samuel unto Ramah,

    5 And said unto him, Behold, thou art old, and thy sons walk not in thy ways: now make us a king to judge us like all the nations.”

    1 Samuel 8:1-5

    …but the Israelis just blew right past THAT stop sign, and…

    “19 Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of Samuel; and they said, Nay; but we will have a king over us;

    20 That we also may be like all the nations; and that our king may judge us, and go out before us, and fight our battles.”
    1 Samuel 8:19-20

    …they wanted to be like the “cool” nations, so they blew off God and took a King.

    …and if you read Kings 1 and 2, most of them were pretty evil.

    Just like God said.

    …so, God Himself doesn’t like kings and queens,

    …so why should WE…

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  17. As whiteness is attacked with the aid of left-wing media, watch how they cover this old racist dried up fart with his overly opulent funeral. We live in a time where hypocrisy is de rigueur.
    Nothing is consistent, because nothing is based on logic.

    We can’t pass wealth down to our children because they have “no right to it,” but the same people who believe this will air a golden horse-drawn carriage containing the rotting corpse of some dude who lived a grand life because the wealth has been passed down generation to generation for centuries.
    Everyone can go fuck themselves.
    I am fed up.

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  18. The deadly virus quote is the best but this is a solid contender for 2nd-
    A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.- Prince Philip

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  19. My mother is 97, the sperm donor passed away over 20 years ago. She still drives, but her doctor told her to stop driving. She said NO! My point is that I tease her that she has out lived Jack LaLanne without the exercise as well. With people like the Queen and Prince, they haven’t had to work a day in their life, were catered to all their life. Why wouldn’t they live well into their 90’s? Everyone’s day is coming.

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  20. @BFH: Everyone can go fuck themselves. I am fed up.

    That sums it up right there! Far too many elites in this world have been catered to, and the world doesn’t stop spinning because they left this world. The Prince didn’t take anything with him, he’s nothing but a naked corpse.

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  21. During medieval times feudal monarchy was the only viable means of governance. But hereditary monarchy is a lottery. A survey of the Carolingians, Plantagenets, Hanoverians and Hapsburgs will illustrate this.
    Britain has been served by many great monarchs- Boadicea, Alfred, William and Elizabeth come to mind. Each faced differing challenges of invasion, consolidation and world conflict.
    England is now a constitutional monarchy. Power resides in the houses of Parliament and the monarch serves largely as a symbol of State.
    This is fundamentally similar to the American constitutional system.

    As an American, I have no use for a King. (Or, for that matter, a Mullah. Or a *Woke* pResident.)
    But I don’t begrudge Britain theirs.

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  22. Too bad he couldn’t have lasted a little longer and he would have received an official document, signed by Crazy joe biden, acknowledging his 100th birthday (suitable for framing)!

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  23. JEFF. Back in th 40’s we had strange things called “tobacco shops”; lots of ’em! When I bought meh home decades ago our town had over dozen “tobacco hoops”. Never “Walked. mile….” but put many a. match, and latter my ZIPPO to millions of Camels!

    I may have called 1 or 2 on the tele and asked, “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?”. I thought I ws so clever 73 years ago.

    Just a smart aleck kid!

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  24. There was a small mom & pop store down the road from my grandparents farm in Dalton Gardens, Idaho just N. of Coeur d’Alene back in the late 50’s and early 60’s that we would stop at occasionally that sold candy cigarettes that blew little puffs of white powdery smoke and the little wax pop bottles filled with liquid sugar and other goodies. I have fond memories of this as a small kid and somewhere with all the old family photos there are still some pictures of my brothers and I puffing on those candy cigarettes pretending we were cool. It was a much different and better time back then to be a kid. And yes, we pulled a lot of smart ass pranks as well, some we got away with while others we paid the price (usually a paddling on our bare butts) for when we got caught mostly by my grandfather. And the time 2 of my brothers and my cousin peed on my girl cousin from high up in a large cottonwood tree, my uncle was laughing as hard as they were while he was paddling their bare asses for the sheer audacity to have peed on her head. If my grandfather had been still alive he would’ve skinned them alive for that. And they still talk and laugh about that to this day.

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  25. …my nephew just told this joke:

    Prince Phillip dies and gets to the line waiting for judgement at the Pearly Gates, and sees princess Diana there. He says, “You must be an angel now Diana, that’s a beautiful halo”. Diana snaps back, ” Fuck you Philip, it’s a steering wheel”.

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  26. Spent some time in the U.K. in my younger days. What always amazed me was how much the commoners adored the royal family. Back in the early 90’s the tax money that went to support them was nearly 375,000,000 pounds a year.That amount was $500,000,000 in U.S. currency. I never got that, still don’t. The royals don’t do anything except be sponges. Wait a minute, I guess that sums America up nowadays as well.

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  27. Although royalty represented by flawed men and women in the world lacks integrity, that does not mean royalty is stupid.

    Royalty, as it exists in the world, despite how poorly it’s represented still is an example of how a royal system operates.

    If you know Christ as your Lord and Savior – get with the system – literally, because the Word of God says so. Heaven is a kingdom which is all about royalty, as described by this scripture:

    “You are a chosen people, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, God’s special possession, that you may declare the praises of him who called you out of darkness into his wonderful light.”
    1 Peter 2:9, The Holy Bible

    There are several scriptures that describe the Heavenly kingdom of God and the conclusion is… royal hierarchy defines the system of Heaven.

    Men don’t define royalty. Only God sets the ultimate rules representing royalty.

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