Officers were booking 23-year-old Jesse O’Neal Roberts into jail when a pistol fell out of his buttocks, initially giving them the impression that Roberts was defecating on himself. Story here
Aaaand here come the jokes…
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This is what happens when, as a kid, you eat a Pop-Tart that has been bitten into the shape of a gun.
1: how in the world was he able to fit the pistol up there? 2: just how stretched out is his asshole for it to fall out? 3: how did it get that way? 4: never mind, I wish I had never asked that last one.
Was it a Browning?
“I gotta take a GLOCK real bad man.”
Pistol packin’ fudge packer. Safety on.
Butt seriously, how sloppy is this law enforcement group? That’s just embarrassing.
Must’ve been an antique. A breech loader…
G.W. Bush says “some weird s**t”
Was it a revolter or a semi-aromatic?
They should have rifled through his trousers
@KMM:
I bet it was a Browning Hi-Colonic.
That’s right, get it all out of your systems. hahahaha!!!
Must’ve been one of those High Point .25AssCPs. They’re the shittiest pistols around.
“Falls Out”.
I guess he was carrying small that day.
And how did it “fall in”, the more interesting question.
The guy was just back packing
Actually the Jimenez .380 is a pretty small automatic pistol. Now if it had been a S&W .44 magnum, that would have really made someone’s day!
New meaning to the words exit only.
Really cheap holster with bad retention.
You’ll shit yer eye out kid…
Vietvet,
Got a couple 629’s. They don’t fit. Not that I would know or anything you understand. I just know. Shit
Well, if he’s from Frisco, it probably fit like putting a tooth pick in a sewer pipe.
Was it a 30 ought shits?
Yawn. Keestered, boobed, or suitcased is nothing new for a variety of items, not limited to weapons.
You gotta be shitting me?
He’s gonna have a swell time with
his cell mate bubba.
brings a new meaning to ‘crapping a load’
I dunno whut kind it wuz, he just sed it wuz a big ass gun!
How do you carry? Appendix?
(Winks) Almost. Working on it.
I suspect some fellow inmates have plans for ruining the retention capabilities of his holster even further….
I usually don’t carry a gun up my bum.
But when I do, it’s a six-shitter.
That’s nothing!
Obola could carry a 105mm Howitzer, in his!
(and it STILL would fall out)
He’s always going on about a “Long Tom” …
izlamo delenda est …