U.S. Diplomats in Cuba Reported Experiencing ‘Physical Symptoms’ Following ‘Incidents’ – IOTW Report

U.S. Diplomats in Cuba Reported Experiencing ‘Physical Symptoms’ Following ‘Incidents’

WFB: Some United States government personnel on official duty in Havana, Cuba have reported feeling a variety of “physical symptoms” following “incidents,” according to a State Department spokesperson.

There are concerns about the safety of these diplomats, and the FBI is currently investigating the matter, CBS Radio News reports. The U.S. responded by asking two Cuban officials in the U.S. to leave the country on May 23.

The State Department has so far not specified what these “incidents” were and what “symptoms” the diplomats were experiencing.  more here

 

SNIP: Since we’re not getting any info, I say we make a game out of this.  In the comments, tell me

A. What were the ‘physical symptoms’

B. What was the ‘incident’ that caused the ‘physical symptoms’

30 Comments on U.S. Diplomats in Cuba Reported Experiencing ‘Physical Symptoms’ Following ‘Incidents’

  1. A: Severe intestinal cramping, projectile vomiting, drenching sweats followed by racking chills, blurred vision, hair loss, loosening teeth, blotchy skin and back erupted with large boils. B: Purchased tourist visa to Havana.

  2. Symptoms: radiation sickness

    Cause: Cuban Secret Police jabbed our diplomats with folded umbrellas tipped with radioactive polonium pellets.

    It was a favorite tactic used by the Soviet Union’s Warsaw Pact secret police underlings to silence critics of the Socialist Paradise.

  3. Symptoms v2.0 – violent case of the runny shits

    Cause – buying “Carne de Burro” tacos from an unhygienic, dysentery-plagued street vendor.

  4. A. Warm, flushed feeling in torso. Atypical cardiac arrhythmias. Dental restorations producing intermittent static and occasionally picking up the news on the hour at KHAV.
    B. Microwave emitters for reading window vibrations turned up too high while eavesdropping.

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