PJM:
“Isn’t it nice to have dogs back in the White House?”
We heard that a lot when Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. moved in and brought along his two dogs, Champ and Major. Journos and other Democrats positively swooned at the sight of the presidential pooches. “Ooooh, isn’t it wonderful? Trump doesn’t like dogs, and I don’t like Trump, so this is just the bestest thing ever. Goody goody goody!” Ugh. I like dogs as much as the next red-blooded American, but good lord. These people have no respect for themselves.
Speaking of the pitiable wretches who have taken to worshipping these dogs, check out the very sane person who runs this account: more
Don’t blame the dogs. Blame the humans responsible for taking them outside to relieve themselves on a regular basis.
Find out which dog Joe Molested last. Its a cry for help from the dog and possibly also from Joe if Dr. J is not letting him out enough.
Are you sure it’s dog shit?
Probably escaped Joe’s depends and the dogs are there as an excuse. Why would a dog be tromping around the White House (racist) unattended after biting two people? Something, besides the poop, doesn’t pass the smell test.
It could be worse, joey could have cats and then some poor flunky would have to clean out the litter box. Let’s send him a cat like Fat Freddy’s who would poop in his shoes.
J. Edgar Hoover once found a turd on his back porch and had the FBI lab process it to find out the culprit. It was a Raccoon. I believe a full analysis of the offending pile at the WH be investigated to determine the origin.
With all the chit the White House is throwing at us, no wonder some of it has been misplaced.
Have it checked for parasites, larvae and eggs… If it tests positive then you know it was Joe Biden’s poop.
geoff the aardvark
APRIL 1, 2021 AT 8:30 AM
“It could be worse, joey could have cats and then some poor flunky would have to clean out the litter box.”
…not necessarily. If you have dogs AND cats, some dogs view a cat litter box as a snack tray and reprocess the poop into themselves. You’ll get it back later, and more, but in a different place…
Smelled like dogshit.
Felt like dogshit.
Tasted like dogshit!
Damn! Glad I didn’t step in it!
mickey moussaoui
APRIL 1, 2021 AT 8:55 AM
“Have it checked for parasites, larvae and eggs… If it tests positive then you know it was Joe Biden’s poop.”
…it’s his if you find it positive for syphilis too. Paresis would explain a LOT of his very noticeable problems, and as he’s equally obviously a pervert he likely not only HAS it, but never got it cured because some perverts get an EXTRA jolly knowing they are infecting their victims as they rape them, so Joe probably not only rapes children but glories in the fact his diseases are sterilizing them as well, not to mention the extra pain and shame he’s causing children too young to understand how badly his molestations have truly befouled their bodies, and don’t expect their Democrat parents to help because they put it on offer for Joe in the FIRST place as the price of their proximity to power, so they will ignore their medical needs just as completely as they ignore their cries of pain in the darkness of night, because they got what THEY want and admitting their child was forcibly sodomized with their consent would just screw up their invites to Washington cocktail parties…
“Champ and Major” are the SS’s code names for Joey and Jill.
izlamo delenda est …
LOL Joe pooped his pants
^^^
Should be Chump & Major @sshole
Jen Psaki
APRIL 1, 2021 AT 9:04 AM
“Smelled like dogshit.
Felt like dogshit.
Tasted like dogshit!
Damn! Glad I didn’t step in it!”
…+100 for the Steve Martin reference.
…speaking of which, maybe the dog poop is because the Bidens got a divorce, as Steve Martin explains …
https://tuenight.com/editors-note-i-break-with-thee/
…OK, it was Cheech and Chong, not Steve Martin.
Don’t care. Steve Martin is still funny.
…but about Cheech and Chong and labradors…
https://youtu.be/OYWDDZIuoII
How do they know it’s NOT Joe’s load found on the floor?
Poor dogs getting the blame for something that rolled down out of Joe’s pant leg.
Are they going to blame the dogs when Jill blows her nose on the curtains too?
Looks like Jill’s gonaa hafta change SlowJoe’s Depends 15x a day now… 😳
LO FREAKING L
Are they sure it was one of the dogs? Nancy Pelosi was in the White House recently and, well you know, it’s a San Fran thing.
Now we know why Joe wants two dogs in the White House. They can always blame the dogs for the poop. Imagine if there were no dogs and they find poop on the hallways? This never happened before. The Bushes have dogs, no poop on the hallways.
I really suspect that Joe and Jilly have a pet bull in the White House. It is so obvious that over the last 3 months so much bullshit has come out of this administration.
…I don’t get what the big deal is. There’s been shit in every room of the White House since January 6th, and there doesn’t seem to be any effort from We The People to clean it up, and ain’t nothing a DOG can do worse than THAT…
Nads came by for a visit?
https://youtu.be/oHg1LUuHkAU
Ruprect dining scene from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
https://youtu.be/SKDX-qJaJ08
Just like Joe.
Based on the kernels I’d say it was Corn Pop.
He can’t even potty train his dogs, and he’s acting president.
Isn’t Kamala in charge of checking Joe’s diaper, or is that Mrs. Doctor Jill’s job?
Hey, it’s just loyal canines contributing to the shitshow already in progress…
Poor dog – sniffed Jill’s crotch and the stench made him shit himself.
izlamo delenda est …
That’s right….blame the dog.
Forget the dogs. It’s time to clean the Oval Office desk chair of that senile pile of crap in a face mask. Put it a Hefty Bag and dump it in the Potomac.
Let’s see how well Obama pulls the strings of Cumala Harris.