Why did this guy attack his girlfriend?
- She put a sweater on his dog
- She refused to smell his armpit
- He caught her wearing thong underwear to church
- She refused sex with his cousin… Olga
- She bought packing tape when he said she should be taking it from work
- He saw “dates” in her browsing history… it was about the fruit
- She brought home medium fries instead of large
- She said she was thinking of voting for Trump
- She’s starting to look like her mother
- She lost on The Price Is Right
You got me. Endless loop is a nice touch.
5
Why did he do it?
Uhhhhmmmm, genetic predisposition?
Because he’s a violent retard.
Like he needed an excuse.
The bitch had it coming
My money is on #2.
#6 seems like it might work.
insert gong show sound.
Second choice: She just wouldn’t freakin listen.
packing tape
She was there?
She likes Trump?
She had more than 15 items?
He has a girlfriend?
He caught her riding the elevator wearing a purple/pink burka?
He looks like a practical guy – I’m going with the packing tape, too.
Because his looks like he grew up with his head in one of those Japanese Watermelon molds?
Gotta be the armpit. Would hate to think Fur came up with that on his own.
Hey, wait-a-minute! Who am I talking about … Mr. Third Grader himself! hehe