by Jonathan S. Tobin – According to the New York Times article ‘Obama Plots Life After Presidency’, the planning for Barack Obama’s post-presidency started as soon as his second term began. The conversations began with director Steven Spielberg and studio executive Jeffrey Katzenberg impressing upon the president the need to employ cutting edge technology in the presidential library to be built to honor him. Their goal, which has apparently been reinforced in many other late night conversations at the White House with a variety of other well-heeled and influential Obama fans, is that the aim of the new institution will be to develop, as the Times tells us, a “narrative” for his post-presidency.
The liebarry looks complete to me. No balls.
Let them build it then tell the jihadists that it is a secret Mossad HQ in the United States, with the JOOOOZ plotting to nuke every muzloid country. Then give them free airline tickets.
Hopefully they remember to include his prayer matts.
At least his library should be kosher for his Jewish constituents and supporters, the building has been circumcised. And why do I have the feeling the theme song for the building as you enter it should be Shaft by Isaac Hayes?
Does the obvious phallic symbolism of the building make obummer a dick?
Yeah. No balls, no foreskin. That’s fine. Visits better be free and everything better be bolted down.
Look just like him.
**Looks** Yes. I miss edit.
The Shaft. That’s it. He gave US The Shaft.
Comes with a leather hood.
“Ideally, one person said, a person in Kenya could put on a pair of virtual reality goggles and be transported to Mr. Obama’s 2008 speech on race in Philadelphia.”
How about Obama’s whereabouts on Sept 11, 2012 in the wee hours? Can the fucking goggles transport a person there? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
Check it out. Obama wouldn’t even pick up the phone but Trump quietly helped out our jailed Marine Tahmorressi.
http://t.co/lPo9TSEyk9
Magnum. He is a Bad man. But he was elected ….. twice.
What does that say about our country?
That TOPS what I was going to say!
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Post of the YEAR!
Whatever the building looks like, all I care about is that they put this quote above the entrance,
“My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
There’s a sign inside that asks that men take their hat and jacket off…
The designers settled for a phallic form because ass-wipe was difficult to build.
Moe Tom, please tell me you are not gonna visit that place…EVER!
Why didn’t they simplify (and help save the environment) by purchasing his favorite uncle’s shack in Kenya and moving it here for his library? It should be plenty big enough to house all his accomplishments with room to spare for Micheals collection of school recipes!
But they could always add a symbolic butthole to be used as the main entrance. The sodomite’s would be most appreciative!