The Smell Test
Researchers at the University of Chicago have found that people who develop dementia have difficult identifying certain odors. Subjects who couldn’t identify four out of five scents were found to [Read More]
Articles by Dr. Tar
Tourist consumed by wolves
Greek authorities believe they have found the remnants of a British Hiker who was making her way between two ancient sites using a short cut when she went missing. A gnawed upon thigh [Read More]
You’ll Come For the Anthrax But Stay Because Now You’ve Got the Plague
There’s an island, screened by what’s left of the Aral Sea between Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan, where the Soviets did bio-weapon research on “an industrial scale” then abandoned it in the 1990’s. “Over the years, the site [Read More]
Mockery Is Best Served Chocolate Covered With A Crunchy Center
The individual tweeting on behalf of the Butterfinger account scored big Thursday night against the Chicago Bears. It started with a joke about team members taking a knee and continued on as [Read More]
What’s An Infantile Idiot Doing In College?
A student enrolled at University of California-Riverside had his MAGA hat stolen by a classmate who then stood there and try to justify the theft as some sort of blow [Read More]
California Moves Primary to Super Tuesday
With a signature, Governor Jerry Brown made it official that California will be holding its primary in 2020 on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in March, also known [Read More]
Ray Lewis Takes Two Knees And Gets Pummeled By Shannon Sharpe
Retired middle linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens, Ray Lewis, joined members of the team in London on Sunday to kneel when the “Star Spangled Banner” was played and stood when [Read More]
What’s Wrong Seattle, Scared of a Paper Butterfly?
Somebody is leaving origami butterflies around Seattle with the message “you are not safe” and tomorrow’s date. Nobody has a clue what it means and so far there has been no formal threats reported [Read More]
Canada’s Bombardier Hit with 220% Tariff
Responding to a complaint filed by Boeing, the U.S. Department of Commerce has placed a 219.63% counter-veiling tariff on Canadian manufacture Bombardier’s C series aircraft. The complaint charged that Bombardier was [Read More]
Packers Request Fans Lock Arms During Anthem
The coach and players for the Green Bay Packers have requested that fans in the stadium lock arms during the national anthem as a unified show of solidarity tomorrow night’s [Read More]
West Point Communist Twitter Troll Being Investigated
West Point graduate 2nd Lieutenant Spenser Rapone tweets under the handle “PunkProletarian” using the name “Commie Bebop” has now drawn a formal investigation by the army for advocating communism. More [Read More]
NYT’s Opinion Tweet is A Piece of Red Feces
The New York Times has been trying to rekindle a love of communism this year by running a series of pieces celebrating “The Red Century.” A Tweet issued yesterday about [Read More]
Sounds like Bill Clinton wrote the official rules for the NFL
There has been a lot of speculation lately on just what the rules are for how the NFL and its players are suppose to treat the national anthem. It turns [Read More]
MSM Glosses Over Differences in Use of E-mail
The NYT and the MSM are all rushing to use the latest revelations on private e-mails being used by Trump Administration officials to dismiss the scandal surrounding Former Secretary of [Read More]
Playing the Race Cart-oon
This political cartoon, a critic of Chicago politicians, cost five staff members their job with Illinois governor Bruce Rauner this summer (his communications team and the governor’s general counsel). Illinois [Read More]