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Practice in front of a mirror, first. Practice it. Don’t smile.
Or… as my Pop used to say, “Never trust a naked lady wondering in a truck stop parking lot that won’t make eye contact with you”.
Never understood what he meant, until now.
Japanese porn.
He didn’t follow procedure.
Well boss, it’s like this…And I swear this is true…
We covered this story a week or so ago. Lot’s of bets whether she was an Indian of the Rez. Looks like she was.
I saw palm trees
A lot of guys can be talked into anything by a naked lady. Something about a big head and a little head.
…musta been some DAMN good doughnuts….
Latina from AZ.
http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/20926-nude-woman-who-cops-say-stole-sheriffs-car-gives-jailhouse-interview-claims-she-was-poisoned
He was just trying to be a nice guy.
Luna – is that Hispanic or Native American? Clearly she ingested some type of hallucinogenic, but I thought it very responsible of her to “want to get to the bottom of the relative who poisoned her”.
Now that’s a petition I can get behind. *snort*
We Demand Pure PCP!!! None of that Poison for Thee or Me!!!
what no strip search?
You tell your c/o that you identify as a black female bi-sexual. That oughta keep them from docking your pay.
@Joe6Pack you are being cynical. It seemed more to me like he was trying to be a gentleman, and that’s what she was counting on.
*Sigh* – I guess the sweetheart will now also be cynical.
With a bottle of Johnny Blue….
How do you tell your superiors?
Just keep showing them your shoulder cam footage.
Over and over and over and over, then email it to everyone you know and post it on Youtube.
I hope they cleaned the upholstery when they got the truck back.
She’s a latina, so therefore a victim. Case dismissed.
Looks like Deputy Dumbass got caught
beins stoopid. That super koolio truck
was a fucking wreck on the inside. Moron.