San Francisco’s streets are being transformed into one big toilet bowl and the city’s officials are responding by increasing the number of “poop patrols.”
“It’s getting worse, and people are tolerating it,” Joe D’Alessandro, who heads San Francisco Travel, told the San Francisco Chronicle. “People come here thinking of this as the center of innovation and entrepreneurship, and they see a street scene that looks like something out of a Third World country.”
I can’t possibly be the only one here who laughed out loud at this article.
Can’t wait for it to get worse!
I’m sure there are abundant people in Frisco (they hate it when you call it that) intimately familiar with handling piss and poop.
Perhaps government-provided hole-blowing stations should be set up.
Why not? San FranPancake is the toilet bowl of the world.
If only they would shoot the crappers in the ass when they drop their drawers (or lift their skirts).
Ah, liberals. Your ideas have made this country so much better, our cities so much cleaner, our family structure so much stronger, our politicians so much more honest and our standard of living so much higher.
Wait, what’s that smell?
I wish they’d clean up the sh!t they send to Congress. Here’s looking at you Nancy Pelosi.
“Shovel Ready Jobs” –
Obama’s economic plan is working.
Now if we could get everybody to shit in the street, unemployment would be solved.
Sounds like people are leaving more then their hearts in San Francisco. I’ve been fortunate enough to visit the city a few time between 10 and 20 years ago. You could see the rot starting to set in even back then and I’m not talking about hippies and the like but about the lefties (including the LGBT, Illegal Immigrants, Socialists etc) in control and starting to turn this once proud and gorgeous melting pot city that was great fun to visit into a politically correct mecca for the progressives. I’m not sure if it’s too late for Frisco as well as California.
Remember when “girl next door” Doris Day used to have her show opening with all the scenery of San Fran, the cable cars and the Golden Gate. Yeah, those were San Fran’s golden years.
Hope they’re paying those shovelers at least $15 an hour. Actually, considering cost of living in SF it should be $30.
I wonder who is shitting in the streets of this sanctuary city?
The Shites Of San Francisco
With all the ass poking going on there that destroys the sphincter muscle it’s no wonder the shit is uncontrollably running down their stockings.
San Franstinko
Playing with poop is now constitutionally protected and fawned over by the biggest US corporations (and by Half-black Sambo)! They love poop and they love the assholes (literally) it plopped out of!
Are you saying that old Piglosi is a stink on the body politic?
There ya go. For those who don’t like it called Frisco. LOL
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving place.
More proof that Frisco is full of shit.
I can just hear Tony Bennett (Or is it Mel Torme?).
“I left my shhhhhiiiiit, In San Franciscooooooo. . . .”
A city famous for guys sticking their Dicks in each others asses, now an epidemic of people shitting in the streets. Great job progressives.