Putin searching Archives for Dossier confirming Trump’s collusion with Russia during Election.
Following President Trump’s recent attack on Russia’s primary ally in the Middle East, Syria. Vladimir Putin is said to be outraged and has ordered Sergey Lavrov, the Russian foreign minister to turn over the dossier on Trump’s collusion with KGB agents during the last U.S. election so they could be forwarded to the DNC (Democratic National Committee). However, after an extensive search of the Kremlin archives no such document was found. On a related note, Foreign Minister Lavrov was found dead at his Moscow estate earlier today.
This is extremely pithy.
Wouldn’t Putin expose Trump/Russian collusion as a consequence of Trump’s outrageous bombing of the Russian ally Syria?
Even Putin cannot produce a Unicorn.
(old Russian saying – actually, I made that up)
izlamo delenda est …
Operation kielbasa
Belated April Foolday, Rachel Maddow
…whichever works for you…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=916J0I2yrlQ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=916J0I2yrlQ
Coincidentally skipping to 3m33s marks the spot
The Russians have chosen badly almost every time for the last hundred years. One could hardly expect them to get Trump right.
Surprise, surprise, comrade.
Thanks for re-posting my pitiful attempt at satire.
Pitiful?
It was great.
Sorry for scraping so much of it.
Hopefully you will be bookmarked by our readers.
This was very good satire. The problem is that Totus is competing with CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC and CNN which, while actually trying to pretend to be reputable and trustworthy, keep flinging feces against the wall in an effort to regain relevancy. Consequently, it is hard to tell which is satire and which is a supposed news story prepared by so-called actual journalists.
Dammit, where’s wikileaks!!!
Isn’t that just like a libtard; blaming someone else because he bet his money on the wrong horse.